Sophie: "This hat means I don't have to see his pansy face!"
Justine: "I'd look much better in that dress than she does. Really!"
Posted on 08/02/2023 1:20:17 PM PDT by DFG
OTTAWA, CANADA — Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced the separation from his wife of 18 years Tuesday, shocking millions of Canadians who reportedly had no clue the effeminate leader had been married this whole time, least of all to a woman.
"Oh wow, he was married?" said normal Canadian woman Jill Thorleaf. "That's nice. Wait -- to a woman? Really?? Huh. Wow. I had no idea. Good for him."
In a brief statement, Trudeau called for privacy as his life crumbled around him. "Please stop asking if Sophie was really a woman," said a tearful Trudeau. "You're hurting my feelings! Sophie is real. She's real! The next person who asks is getting curb stomped by a Mountie!"
Trudeau's Canadian wife, who no one has ever seen and may not exist, has reportedly had her bank account and assets frozen pending reconciliation. If she returns home and lets her husband decorate the living room of the Rideau Cottage the way he wants, she will be welcomed back with open arms. "The ball is in her court," Trudeau maintained. "She has to stop having her own opinions and feelings."
"Or else," he added ominously.
At publishing time, the Canadian press was mourning what has been deemed a terrible setback for interracial marriage in Canada.
It is an indication that he doesnt have to pretend anymore that he isnt intending to run.
Now that is funny.
The Bee 🤣
Sophie: "This hat means I don't have to see his pansy face!"
Justine: "I'd look much better in that dress than she does. Really!"
Has a biologist determined that his wife is a woman?
Her wheels are out of alignment.
Well, she had kids.
They should interview his 10 yr old boyfriend to see what he thinks...
We have had a couple of cases where mayors have run into scandal, and they declare themselves to be fags as a diversion.
As for the father, The FLQ called him Trudeau la tapette, and there we good reason for it.
One report stated the 3 kids will live with Justine and the mother will live in another city.
“Sophie is real. She’s real!”
Sure, Justin. Your “girlfriend from Canada” is real, uh huh.
Since none of PET’s children look like him, he either had some very weak genes or he was a cuckh*ld.
The CIA, as I recall, thought PET was homosexual, or at least bisexual.
So did Obamas.
Miracle of science going on.
The CIA etc. was certainly correct.
The FLQ nickname Trudeau la tapette means Trudeau the fag.
How the FLQ referred to him was not known to me. Mind you, I was only 6-8 years old when all this was going on.
I do find it interesting that, when it was all over, that there were almost no prosecutions over it.
She’s ditched gheyboi, so you might have a chance ...
I’ll pass. Have at it.
I’m not a polygamist.
It’s an open secret that Justin(e) is Fidel Castro’s son/daughter/whatever.
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