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Just a little humor for a cold Saturday morning.
1 posted on 01/13/2024 5:41:21 AM PST by CFW
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To: CFW

(We are doomed.)

Unfortunately, that’s absolutely correct.


2 posted on 01/13/2024 5:46:27 AM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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If you tore down the snow people, you’d be accused of mass murder...


3 posted on 01/13/2024 5:48:27 AM PST by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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😁👍


4 posted on 01/13/2024 5:56:07 AM PST by telescope115 (I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
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LOL…that’s hilarious. I just texted it to my sister and she loves it, too.

Thanks for sharing that today!


5 posted on 01/13/2024 5:57:28 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (“Occupy your mind with good thoughts or your enemy will fill them with bad ones.” ~ Thomas More)
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Bttt


8 posted on 01/13/2024 6:29:51 AM PST by ChildOfThe60s ("If you can remember the 60s....you weren't really there")
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First response to the feminist should have been to accuse her of assuming gender of said snow creature and report her for her offence. Always make them live up to their so called standards.


10 posted on 01/13/2024 6:53:15 AM PST by xp38
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I think there is some old story about this and the moral was "if you try to please everybody you will end up pleasing nobody".

Build your snowman, the first person who comes by, tell them "nope" and get on with your life.

13 posted on 01/13/2024 7:10:42 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear ( In a quaint alleyway, they graciously signaled for a vehicle on the main road to lead the way. )
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The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

No - she was mad because the broomstick is the correct accessory if she were an action figure.

I'd say "doll" but those are cute and feminine.

18 posted on 01/13/2024 7:26:23 AM PST by MikelTackNailer (Fortunately despite aging I've been spared the ravages of maturity.)
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TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied “Snowballs” and am now a sexist.


20 posted on 01/13/2024 7:33:00 AM PST by PeterPrinciple (Thinking Caps are no longer being issued but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere.)
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Too true. But it made me cry y. Couldn’t laugh at the truth


23 posted on 01/13/2024 7:45:19 AM PST by Nifster ( I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
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“Moral: There ain’t no moral to this story. We are doomed.”

Sadly, he’s right! 😃😞


25 posted on 01/13/2024 10:12:54 AM PST by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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“Scientists say Snow people mass extinction cause by global warming. Republicans pounce.” -June 2024


26 posted on 01/13/2024 10:35:23 AM PST by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eye)
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