Posted on 02/15/2024 7:47:09 AM PST by Red Badger
I’ve just been told that ‘lawyers’ are not allowed on juries.
Get a diploma from the Law School of Antigua............................
Love that movie!....................
IRS agent: You reported no income for 2022, yet you claimed a $15,000 refund. Please explain that.
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It was for charitable donations of used underware.
Note to Joe:
Your diapers are now gold.
There’s a lot of stuff I don’t do, due to the tax reporting burden.
My charity is cash. No body (here on Earth) needs to know. Don’t try to claim ‘subdidies’, too much paper and time required.
Do work for free. Maybe I kind of swap efforts with folks....
Take standard deduction. It is pretty hard to beat that, for me.
Forge a law degree diploma from Mars.
Lol.
Damn, that's my password, same reason!
You can’t lie to the court, but I haven’t had any jury pool requests since I told them I had kidney stones years ago..
“You can’t lie to the court”
Back in the 80s I lost 2 friends because I lived up to that.....one suing the other for a car crash that left the passenger severely injured.
We were all together that day at the beach and then later at a wing bar drinking before the accident.
I had to share intimate details about that day under oath and the driver never forgave me.
I was NOT going to lie under oath just to help him out.
Didn’t matter anyway, anything I stated that was helpful to the defense was stricken from the record anyway.
I tried to explain that fact to him but he didn’t want to hear it.
In the end though, I sleep well at night knowing I told the WHOLE truth.
This is my 4th summons. I sat on a jury in 2015 for a burglary. It’s a pain.”
having sat on a previous jury gets you out of serving again for some number of years ... give them a call ...
Should have mentioned, it was a deposition setting.
Thanks. I’ll do that. 👍
Just found out, in my state you can be called every 12 months 😏
I pay a CPA for our taxes. Gives me peace of mind knowing that any deductions and our income are correct. With thousands upon thousands of pages the tax code is unmanageable for someone not well versed in it. How the irs can expect a common person to understand the verbiage is beyond me.
That said I expect if we were audited we would have even more eligible deductions.
When it comes to anything with state or federal government it’s best to practice conservative deductions just in case.
Tax code is a national disgrace, abysmally unworthy of America.
5. ‘Hard R’ on registered voter lists.
“Just found out, in my state you can be called every 12 months”
well, that sucks ... so you’ll have to go in, but if called there’s a million “wrong” answers on voir dire ...
I got one more chance to get out of it.
Potential jurors are instructed to call the court house or check on line the Friday before the report date to make sure their juror “group” is actually needed.
That’s what happened last time.
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The year I retired I wound up paying 4thousand dollars in income taxes. My regular salary, I had lots of overtime from clubs I took part in school, but the real killer was I had over 220 sick days accumulated. I could only collect on 110 of those day. I also had income from beginning to collect on Social Security. What a mess.
I got put on a jury twice. The second time the juror next to me asked what my occupation was. Told him I was a teachet. He kind of laughed and said neither of us would be on the final jury selection. He was a cop and the case was assault of a child.
5. Egregious home office deduction.
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