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POO LA LA! MAN SPEAKS FRENCH OUT OF HIS....(Weekly World News)
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Posted on 08/31/2004 9:02:24 PM PDT by Arkinsaw
LINGUISTS and proctologists from around the world are stunned by a Detroit man's unique gift ... he is able to speak fluent French out of his buttocks.
Jason Jablonski, a 40- year-old furniture salesman, began speaking French out of his butt six months ago and has been unable to stop ever since.
According to medical records, he was awakened one night last January in his bedroom by a strange voice that seemed to be coming from under his sheets.
"I listened, but was afraid to move," explains Jablonski. "I thought an intruder may have gotten into bed with me. I couldn't understand what was being said as it was clearly a foreign speaking voice, and I never took any foreign languages back in school.
"The voice kept saying, 'Vive la France.'..........
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KEYWORDS: boycottfrance; chiracspeaks; crepatation; fartjokes; france; french; humor; lepetomane; majorfatwa; methaneman; poolala; tabloid; weeeklyworldnews
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult; GVgirl; JoJo Gunn
This is (How you say?), le odour horrifique!
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posted on
08/31/2004 9:25:14 PM PDT
by
The Scourge of Yazid
(This tag-line paid for by "Friends of Paul Rodriguez.")
To: asgardshill
I was amazed when I learn that flatulists like Le Petomane were actual entertainers and world famous.
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posted on
08/31/2004 9:36:38 PM PDT
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
("I hate going to places like Austin and Dubuque to raise large sums of money. But I have to," Kerry)
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
I've heard of talking crap, but this is rediculous!
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
True, there was more than one. Petomane was the most famous, but there were several with that particular, ahem, 'talent'.
The gene must have been passed to Jacques Chirac - everything he says sounds like buttwind to me.
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posted on
08/31/2004 9:42:35 PM PDT
by
asgardshill
(The Republican's best weapon lies midway between John Kerry's nose and lower chin.)
To: GVgirl; The Scourge of Yazid
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posted on
08/31/2004 9:45:01 PM PDT
by
Fedora
To: Fedora
Oh geez, you don't even want to know what that visual reminds me of.
Hint: It has something to do with a particularly ugly, hirsute, obnoxious socialist that I encountered yesterday afternoon in Manhattan.
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posted on
08/31/2004 9:46:37 PM PDT
by
The Scourge of Yazid
(This tag-line paid for by "Friends of Paul Rodriguez.")
To: The Scourge of Yazid
LOL! I guess you must've met some of the demonstrators :)
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posted on
08/31/2004 9:51:13 PM PDT
by
Fedora
To: Fedora
You could say that.
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posted on
08/31/2004 9:51:59 PM PDT
by
The Scourge of Yazid
(This tag-line paid for by "Friends of Paul Rodriguez.")
To: martin_fierro
That had better not be your butt.
To: martin_fierro
If and when my butt ever starts talking,
and if and when that happens, the language is one I don't understand and it won't shut up on request,
I will forever flatulate from an existance on Wendy's Chili & Taco Bell (w/extra sour cream)!
After a few days that stuff will kill anything!
Next problem,please.
<\:-)~~
To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
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posted on
08/31/2004 10:22:11 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(Harsh not my mellow)
To: martin_fierro
That had better not be your back.
To: Arkinsaw
Now we know what happened to the "Singing Sphincter" guy from Pink Flamingoes.
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posted on
08/31/2004 11:30:26 PM PDT
by
RightWingAtheist
(<A HREF=http://www.michaelmoore.com>disingenuous filmmaker</A>)
To: Arkinsaw; JoJo Gunn; Alamo-Girl; onyx; ALOHA RONNIE; SpookBrat; Republican Wildcat; Howlin; ...
A little humor ping! 
Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my General Interest ping list!. . .don't be shy.
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posted on
09/01/2004 2:46:27 AM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: JoJo Gunn
Hilarious! LINGUISTS and proctologists from around the world are stunned by a Detroit man's unique gift ... he is able to speak fluent French out of his buttocks.
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posted on
09/01/2004 2:47:30 AM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: JoJo Gunn
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posted on
09/01/2004 5:13:18 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Don't greet customers at the drivethrough with: "We are the Borg, resistance is futile!")
To: asgardshill; martin_fierro; Hillarys Gate Cult
To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
That had better not be your butt. Mais non!
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posted on
09/01/2004 5:50:30 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(Harsh not my mellow)
To: Constitution Day
The depth and breadth of our collective education and experience, in facts and personalities great and small, is wondrous and awe-inspiring. The fact that so many here know of Le Petomane is more than a little frightening.
Better out than in, I always say.
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posted on
09/01/2004 5:56:35 AM PDT
by
asgardshill
(The Republican's best weapon lies midway between John Kerry's nose and lower chin.)
To: Arkinsaw
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posted on
09/01/2004 10:44:58 AM PDT
by
Kate of Spice Island
('Effin the ineffible since '91." FirstIAmAUSSoldier and I approve of this message...)
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