Posted on 10/25/2004 10:00:25 PM PDT by Reagan is King
Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southern Republican?
Answer: Pose the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
>>>Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or Oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healther street that would discourage such behavior.
This is so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
>>>Republican's Answer:
BANG!
>>>Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click....(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click.
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"
ROFLMAO! I am defintiely the Southern Republican (translplanted to Jersey now) !!!!
oops typo "definitely", Shame on me for not using speeeel check :)
Yes a model 22 and after emptying the 15 rd clip into the b*st*rd Id continue by running over the corpse repeatedly with my Jeep Cherokee until he looked like a roadkilled deer!
LOL!!! Love it.
HA! I've begged Jim Robinson for an edit function because of my rampant typo's. The other day I was joking with someone on FR about misspelling a word and I spelled it as "mispelled"! DOH! They got the last laugh on me.
LMAO, I too am a Jersey transplant. In my case though, it would be a SIG 220 (.45) or a Ruger Vaquero in .45LC. My wife would be using the Glock.
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