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The Cojones Test (got 'em?)
queendom.com ^ | 12/04 | staff

Posted on 05/07/2005 8:10:13 AM PDT by pissant

A whole new kind of test! Entertaining yet revealing, the Just-For-Fun Tests give you a quick glimpse into your psyche, sense of right and wrong, and personal quirks. We dare you to tell the truth!

You have just settled in for the night when you hear a woman screaming from the apartment next door. It sounds like there is a fight in progress. Do you go next door to make sure everything is ok? o yes o no

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Send this to the GOP controlled senate!
1 posted on 05/07/2005 8:10:13 AM PDT by pissant
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To: MikeinIraq

Mike, I think one of the questions is "do you run to the doctor after discovering unknown growths on your body or do you just cut 'em off?"


2 posted on 05/07/2005 8:12:10 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: pissant

I didnt see one on there for that...

I would have actually ignored it, but my wife saw them and suggested rather strongly I get them checked out. I did just spend a year in the sunny desert and I have red hair so I figured it would be a good idea...

I got a 100 by the way on this one...

I have a question though...

It's your first day at a new job. Your new boss pats you on the butt as you are walking bye. Do you:
Tell them to keep their hands off you.
Keep the incident a secret.
Anonymously report the jerk to Human Resources.


Where is the option for pounding the idiots face in?


3 posted on 05/07/2005 8:14:54 AM PDT by MikefromOhio (I joined the EEEVVIILLLL Sam's Club on Friday, April 22nd, 2005.....)
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To: MikeinIraq

I wouldn't pound his face, just break a couple of fingers off.


4 posted on 05/07/2005 8:16:01 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: MikeinIraq

Of course if boss is a hottie, I'll remove her clothes right then & there.


5 posted on 05/07/2005 8:16:38 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: pissant

I would break both his legs...if the boss is a her, then I might ask her to dinner :)


6 posted on 05/07/2005 8:18:23 AM PDT by MikefromOhio (I joined the EEEVVIILLLL Sam's Club on Friday, April 22nd, 2005.....)
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To: pissant

Results of "The Test"
How gutsy are you?

Your score = 40

What does your score mean?
Your test score reveals that you've got major cojones when the situation calls for it - but at other times you prefer to play it safe. Perhaps there are certain things you will do, despite the risk involved, because they are important to you or the possible pay off makes them worth it. Or maybe certain consequences of such chancy behavior just don't scare you - we all have different fears. Some people, for example, are terrified of spiders but wouldn't hesitate to fling their bodies out of an air-borne plane. Whatever your case, carefully weigh the possible benefits against the risks before you make any hasty decisions.


7 posted on 05/07/2005 8:19:07 AM PDT by small_l_libertarian (I hope I'm not some kind of psychopath. - Chloe O'Brien, "24")
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To: pissant

Test set up sucks.

#4 doesn't allow MYOB, then complains when you don't respond.

Go back to fix it and you have to start over....screw it!


8 posted on 05/07/2005 8:19:10 AM PDT by G Larry (Promote Conservative Judges NOW!)
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To: small_l_libertarian

You are the perfect "cojone sportin' drama queen"!


9 posted on 05/07/2005 8:20:30 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: pissant
You are the perfect "cojone sportin' drama queen"!

Actually, I think that I'm the "sometimes-cojone sportin' occasional drama queen." I seem to be falling right up the middle on both tests! (I can be sooooo vanilla.)
10 posted on 05/07/2005 8:22:58 AM PDT by small_l_libertarian (I hope I'm not some kind of psychopath. - Chloe O'Brien, "24")
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To: G Larry

I think there's a curmudgeon test there too. I'll see if I can find it!


11 posted on 05/07/2005 8:23:01 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: pissant

>I think there's a curmudgeon test there too.<

Found it!
Aced it!


12 posted on 05/07/2005 8:26:25 AM PDT by G Larry (Promote Conservative Judges NOW!)
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To: G Larry

LOL.


13 posted on 05/07/2005 8:27:04 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: MikeinIraq

The options were limited. I couldn’t honestly answer many.


14 posted on 05/07/2005 8:31:59 AM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: pissant

Scored 35. Gutsy but weighs risks before taking them. Wish I could have answered "yes" to saving the cat from the burning building........but if it were a child, I would brave it. *~*


15 posted on 05/07/2005 8:41:54 AM PDT by Dawgreg (Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.)
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To: Dawgreg

I'd toss a cat into a burning building. Does that count?


16 posted on 05/07/2005 8:43:49 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: Yasotay

I bet you couldn't even pass this one!!


17 posted on 05/07/2005 8:44:47 AM PDT by Chieftain (Thanks to the Swift Boat Veterans, Vietnam Veterans, and POW's for Truth for standing tall.)
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To: pissant

Awwwww, would you really? *~* (Gotta think you wouldn't) LOL


18 posted on 05/07/2005 8:45:10 AM PDT by Dawgreg (Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.)
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To: Dawgreg

Just the one that s*its in our vegetable garden!


19 posted on 05/07/2005 8:46:38 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: Dawgreg

I did answer "yes" to the cat-in-a-burning-building question. I know that I would do it (I don't think it's brave - it's stupid - but, I know that I would do it, 'cuz I'm just like that).

(However, I am terrified (TERRIFIED!) of spiders, and there's no way I would throw myself out of a perfectly good airplane.)


20 posted on 05/07/2005 8:48:38 AM PDT by small_l_libertarian (I hope I'm not some kind of psychopath. - Chloe O'Brien, "24")
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