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The Cojones Test (got 'em?)
queendom.com ^ | 12/04 | staff

Posted on 05/07/2005 8:10:13 AM PDT by pissant

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To: pissant

Cause your wife was not doing her job. I thought she needed a reminder.


41 posted on 05/07/2005 9:23:48 AM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green is made of liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott

I trained him to crap in the neighbors begonia garden. Actually, he keeps all other cats out of my yard. I really do like cats, especially him. Debating whether or not to get a dog now.


42 posted on 05/07/2005 9:24:40 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: teenyelliott

Well, at least you admit its the wife's proper role to be hubby's beer bitch.


43 posted on 05/07/2005 9:25:38 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: Dawgreg

I'm not particularly afraid of roller coasters, but there is one that I would NEVER, EVER ride: the roller coaster on top of The Stratosphere in Las Vegas. Even watching out my hotel window (I was in The Sahara), I was scared to the point of shaking. I couldn't do that in a million years.


44 posted on 05/07/2005 9:26:49 AM PDT by small_l_libertarian (I hope I'm not some kind of psychopath. - Chloe O'Brien, "24")
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To: pissant

You cover all my checks, I'll bring you a beer now and then.


45 posted on 05/07/2005 9:28:29 AM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green is made of liberals...)
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To: pissant

Question number eight:

"Have you ever been sky-diving?" is incorrectly worded.
It should read, "Would you be willing to go sky-diving?"

And number ten, in regard to running with the bulls ... that's just stupid. Vaulting over them shows more cojones (Um, pardon the expression...and the image it may evoke.) than running away from them.

( ... 75)


46 posted on 05/07/2005 9:29:09 AM PDT by NicknamedBob ("... why do you always speak in riddles?" / "I solve them all," said the snake. (The Little Prince)
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To: pissant

I scored a 55.

Jack.


47 posted on 05/07/2005 9:30:09 AM PDT by Jack Deth (Knight Errant and Disemboweler of the WFTD Thread)
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To: pissant

Wow, I gotta 65. I swear I would of cried if my computer told me I have no balls!


48 posted on 05/07/2005 9:32:01 AM PDT by chapin2500 (Revenge is a dish best served cold.)
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To: G Larry; pissant

>I think there's a curmudgeon test there too.<

"Found it!
Aced it!"

Heck, I don't even need to take that one!



49 posted on 05/07/2005 9:32:21 AM PDT by NicknamedBob ("... why do you always speak in riddles?" / "I solve them all," said the snake. (The Little Prince)
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To: teenyelliott

You're a gem, toots.


50 posted on 05/07/2005 9:38:54 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: NicknamedBob

I think bull fighters must have supersized cojones!


51 posted on 05/07/2005 9:39:36 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: Jack Deth
jack deth
52 posted on 05/07/2005 9:40:57 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: chapin2500

You can get replacements. See post 24.


53 posted on 05/07/2005 9:41:20 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: pissant
Well, that's scary.

I scored higher on the cajones test than the drama queen test!

LOL!

54 posted on 05/07/2005 9:43:54 AM PDT by MamaTexan (I am not a legal entity, nor am I a *person* as defined and/or created by 'law'!!)
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To: small_l_libertarian

OMG! How high is it? I've got sweaty palms reading your post! I know this is all in my head, but I WON'T ride an outside roller coaster but I'll ride Space Mountain at Disney all day long. I realize it's not that high, but if I can only feel the rush and not see it, I'm ok. Go figure. *~*


55 posted on 05/07/2005 9:44:19 AM PDT by Dawgreg (Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.)
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To: pissant

I scored 70, and I think I'm pretty much on the fine line between 'brave' and 'stupid'.


56 posted on 05/07/2005 9:44:24 AM PDT by Steel Wolf (The poor b@$tards, they've got us surrounded!)
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To: MamaTexan

Maybe you belong on the L Word thread.....


57 posted on 05/07/2005 9:46:04 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: pissant
Maybe you belong on the L Word thread.....

I certainly hope by the 'L' word, you mean libertarian!

58 posted on 05/07/2005 9:48:30 AM PDT by MamaTexan (I am not a legal entity, nor am I a *person* as defined and/or created by 'law'!!)
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To: MamaTexan

Go see....


59 posted on 05/07/2005 9:49:03 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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Your test score reveals that you've got major cojones when the situation calls for it - but at other times you prefer to play it safe. Perhaps there are certain things you will do, despite the risk involved, because they are important to you or the possible pay off makes them worth it. Or maybe certain consequences of such chancy behavior just don't scare you - we all have different fears. Some people, for example, are terrified of spiders but wouldn't hesitate to fling their bodies out of an air-borne plane. Whatever your case, carefully weigh the possible benefits against the risks before you make any hasty decisions.


60 posted on 05/07/2005 9:52:36 AM PDT by duck duck goose
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