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The Cojones Test (got 'em?)
queendom.com ^ | 12/04 | staff

Posted on 05/07/2005 8:10:13 AM PDT by pissant

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To: duck duck goose

Darn good for a chick. Better double check under your skirt. ;o)


61 posted on 05/07/2005 9:54:22 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: pissant
Go see

Well, since you're the one that suggested it....

No WAY!

LOL!

62 posted on 05/07/2005 9:55:05 AM PDT by MamaTexan (I am not a legal entity, nor am I a *person* as defined and/or created by 'law'!!)
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To: pissant
"I think bull fighters must have supersized cojones!"

I'm thinking that could actually be a disadvantage ... but then I tend to look at things literally.

In bull-fighting, one uses the bull's programming against him. He thinks he's up against another quadruped, and his targeting system seems incapable of being "adjusted for windage." The matador's standing still with the cape held to his side isn't just bravery, it's also misdirection.

63 posted on 05/07/2005 9:56:10 AM PDT by NicknamedBob ("... why do you always speak in riddles?" / "I solve them all," said the snake. (The Little Prince)
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To: NicknamedBob
until you get a horn in your ass....
64 posted on 05/07/2005 9:58:15 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: pissant

lol!!!


65 posted on 05/07/2005 9:58:52 AM PDT by duck duck goose
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To: Dawgreg
Hell, we took my 6-year old son on the Texas Titan last weekend...twice.

270-feet tall, 85 miles an hour...

Oh, and I got a 60 on the test, primarily because I have not yet had the chance to jump out of an airplane, and unless I had a nice white wine to go with the roast cat, there's not really any point in going in the burning building.
66 posted on 05/07/2005 9:58:56 AM PDT by sharktrager (The masses will trade liberty for a more quiet life.)
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To: pissant

Ah, yes. Good point.


67 posted on 05/07/2005 10:00:03 AM PDT by NicknamedBob ("... why do you always speak in riddles?" / "I solve them all," said the snake. (The Little Prince)
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To: MamaTexan
I'll bring it to you then....
68 posted on 05/07/2005 10:00:30 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: pissant
Yep. My husband is soooooooo lucky.

Poor thing. I'm a nightmare.

69 posted on 05/07/2005 10:03:30 AM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green is made of liberals...)
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To: pissant

And why does this photograph remind me of that phrase in the Levitra commercial about seeking medical attention?

It must be the artificially induced horniness.


70 posted on 05/07/2005 10:04:04 AM PDT by NicknamedBob ("... why do you always speak in riddles?" / "I solve them all," said the snake. (The Little Prince)
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To: teenyelliott

I think they call it bi-polar now.


71 posted on 05/07/2005 10:06:10 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: NicknamedBob

LOL!


72 posted on 05/07/2005 10:06:38 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: pissant
EWWW!

Eye pollution!

(See...I KNEW it wasn't about Libertarians!)

:)

73 posted on 05/07/2005 10:09:55 AM PDT by MamaTexan (I am not a legal entity, nor am I a *person* as defined and/or created by 'law'!!)
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To: MamaTexan

You mean losertarians, don't you....


74 posted on 05/07/2005 10:10:29 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: pissant
No, I didn't....but since your threads are never about politics, I won't go there.

(Oh, BTW...I have no need or desire to look at equine equipment, through binoculars or otherwise)

:)

75 posted on 05/07/2005 10:13:02 AM PDT by MamaTexan (I am not a legal entity, nor am I a *person* as defined and/or created by 'law'!!)
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To: MamaTexan

We'll talk politcs later. I'll explain it all to ya. But gotta run now. see ya soon.


76 posted on 05/07/2005 10:14:23 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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You have just settled in for the night when you hear a woman screaming from the apartment next door. It sounds like there is a fight in progress. Do you go next door to make sure everything is ok?

Depends on who the woman is and who's she's arguing with. If I don't know the woman well enough, I would just call the cops ii things appears to be escalated and out of hands.

You have proof that the President of the United States was involved in a hit and run accident while in college. Do you tell the public?

Depends on what political party the POTUS belongs to and if there were any deaths involved.

Would you or have you ever dated two people simultaneously, without telling either one?

Been there done that, but wasn't married at the time.

You're out on the town with friends and you see your mother-in-law romantically kissing a man... and he's not your father-in-law. Do you: Tell your partner. Spill the beans to your father-in-law. Confront your mother-in-law.

I'd keep my yap shut because it's none of my business. I'd would play on the woman's guilt, of course, but discreetly. Something subtle like, "Hey, I saw you the other day at..." Make her spill the beans.

It's your first day at a new job. Your new boss pats you on the butt as you are walking by. Do you: Tell them to keep their hands off you. Keep the incident a secret. Anonymously report the jerk to Human Resources.

Depends if the boss is a hot babe or not. If she is, I'd let it slide. If the boss is a he, I would grab is ass back. Just kidding. I'd kick his hiney. I dunno, really. How much is my salary? I mean really, he just patted my butt, no big deal. It's not like he groped me or anything. And how come it's OK to get your ass patted at when your playing football or some other manly sports but it's not ok off the field?

Would you run into a burning building to save a neighbor's cat?

A cat? You gotta be kiddin'. A person yes, but a cat? Let the kitty fry.

If our country were at war, would you enlist in the military? Yes. Would the Marine take an overweight old man in his 50's?

Have you ever been skydiving?Yes!

Would you ever pick up a hitchhiker?Yes, I have several times, each time, though, the person was standing next to there broken down car in the middle of the highway

Would you ever "run with the bulls" in Pamplona, Spain?Been there, done that, too.

77 posted on 05/07/2005 10:28:06 AM PDT by dit_xi (Fingers and tubes in every orifice (tenet of critical care medicine))
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To: sharktrager

Leave it to the little ones to show us up. First time we went skiing, I had to take private lessons and a dozen little tykes looked like a flash zooming right past me......LOL. God bless em' all for their courage and more power to em'. It's no fun being chicken like me. *~*


78 posted on 05/07/2005 10:29:35 AM PDT by Dawgreg (Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.)
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To: pissant
I think there's a curmudgeon test there too. I'll see if I can find it!

I should easily score 100 on that one.

79 posted on 05/07/2005 10:30:48 AM PDT by cowboyway (My heroes have always been cowboys.)
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To: pissant

OK, went back & took it.
75

It diss'd me cuz I don't think cats are a priority.

Do I get points for rounding up strays & tossin' 'em in?


80 posted on 05/07/2005 11:03:54 AM PDT by G Larry (Promote Conservative Judges NOW!)
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