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Why Can't You Eat Just One Potato Chip?
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| April 1, 2005
| Torie
Posted on 07/02/2005 6:43:13 PM PDT by Torie
Torie graciously is letting me use his computer. I want to know why you can't eat just one potato chip, or as Dan Quayle once asked, is it "potatoe?"
The Other Harry
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food; Humor
KEYWORDS: addictions; chips; cravings; food
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posted on
07/02/2005 6:43:14 PM PDT
by
Torie
To: Torie
I want to know why you can't just get zotted once...
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posted on
07/02/2005 6:44:23 PM PDT
by
DouglasKC
To: Torie
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posted on
07/02/2005 6:47:40 PM PDT
by
socal_parrot
(Tina Delgado is alive! ALIVE!)
To: Torie
You see, these are the kinds of conversations we need here.
This is important stuff your asking.
I don't know why not, but hey, we need answers to this and other questions.
Like, why do people get freaked out when they Mix Peanut Butter and Jelly in the same jar, but will spread them on two pieces of bread, slam them together and then eat it.
I DEMAND ANSWERS......
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posted on
07/02/2005 6:49:33 PM PDT
by
Sonar5
(60+ Million have Spoken Clearly - "We Want Our Country Back")
To: The Other Harry
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posted on
07/02/2005 6:50:28 PM PDT
by
Torie
(Constrain rogue state courts; repeal your state constitution)
To: Torie
Obviously, if they intended you to eat only one, they would be individually wrapped...
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posted on
07/02/2005 6:51:04 PM PDT
by
ken5050
To: ken5050
You see, there you go, now that's what I'm talking about. Good Answer.
For that you get to go ping the Fund Raising Thread. :-)
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posted on
07/02/2005 6:53:19 PM PDT
by
Sonar5
(60+ Million have Spoken Clearly - "We Want Our Country Back")
To: Torie
I want to know why you can't eat just one potato chip,... Your want for knowledge is synonymous with the reason that "Nobody can eat just one".
You just want more when the one "chip" is lacking fulfillment.
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posted on
07/02/2005 6:54:35 PM PDT
by
EGPWS
To: Torie
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posted on
07/02/2005 6:56:31 PM PDT
by
tapatio
To: tapatio
I think that is perhaps the answer. Our culture has gone to the dogs. Thanks so much.
10
posted on
07/02/2005 6:57:50 PM PDT
by
Torie
(Constrain rogue state courts; repeal your state constitution)
To: Torie
Why can't you post just once?
To: stainlessbanner
The Neocons won't let me. I am their tool.
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posted on
07/02/2005 6:58:56 PM PDT
by
Torie
(Constrain rogue state courts; repeal your state constitution)
To: Torie
Why is it that when you have sex with a Chinese girl you feel full but three hours later you're hungry again.
A: MSG
To: Torie
The NWO has conspired to send our potato growing jobs overseas to a socialist nation, that's why!
(gotta go, the helicopters are back)
To: beaver fever
Try an Asian who doesn't do MSG is my best advice.
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posted on
07/02/2005 7:00:27 PM PDT
by
Torie
(Constrain rogue state courts; repeal your state constitution)
To: Torie
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posted on
07/02/2005 7:00:54 PM PDT
by
dakine
To: Central Scrutiniser
Your yard seems to be under series stress. I have a good gardener. But yes, he's Mexican. Oh dear.
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posted on
07/02/2005 7:01:41 PM PDT
by
Torie
(Constrain rogue state courts; repeal your state constitution)
To: Torie
To: beaver fever
Do you, or do you not, have acid reflux?
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posted on
07/02/2005 7:02:45 PM PDT
by
Torie
(Constrain rogue state courts; repeal your state constitution)
To: Torie
Maybe it's really a matter of an inbred instinct to eat one entire potato. You know that a single french fry is really just a fraction of a potato and your subconscious is causing your body to try and gather the proteins and starches from and entire tater.
It's an ancient survival instinct. When ancient man found a potato he ate the entire thing because he realized that he may go many days without finding another potato and starvation was a real concern.
On the other hand it could be that the potatochip industrial complex is lacing your chips with a highly addictive cancer causing agent developed by pharmaceutical corporations to force you to buy their cancer drugs. Or maybe it's the JOOOOS
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posted on
07/02/2005 7:03:47 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(I zot trolls for fun and profit.)
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