Abducted by Aliens Barbie
Airline Disaster Barbie
Anti-Gravity Barbie
Barbarella Barbie
Barbie On Mars Barbie
Barbie On Mars Without a Spacesuit Barbie
Big Butt Barbie
Biker Chick Barbie
Birth Defect Barbie
Bulimic Barbie
Cryogenic Barbie
Exhibitionist Barbie
Flamethrower Mishap Barbie
Flatulence Barbie
Freeze-Dried Barbie
Hermaphrodite Barbie
Hunting Accident Barbie
Inside-Out Barbie
Ken-In-Drag Barbie
Leprosy Barbie
Mummified Barbie
Napalm Barbie
Nuclear Mutation Barbie
Parachute Didn't Open Barbie
Postmortem Barbie
Premature Burial Barbie
Psychotic Killer Clown Barbie
Quicksand Barbie
Re-Animated Barbie
Self-Immolation Barbie
Shark Attack Barbie
Siamese Barbie
Sideshow Freak Barbie
Unwanted Pregnancy Barbie
Walking Dead Barbie
Hangnail Barbie
Hemmoroid Barbie w/Preparation H Playset
Bladder Control Barbie w/ Depends Actions Set
Water Retention Barbie
Clubfoot Barbie
Cleft Pallete Barbie
White Trash Barbie
Pigeon Toed Barbie
Extra Fingers Barbie
Tapeworm Barbie
Binge and Purge Barbie
Vericose Veins Barbie
Junkie Barbie
Toejam Barbie
Flat-Chested Barbie
Communicable Disease Barbie
Oral Fixation Barbie
Hot and Ready Barbie
Deviated Septum Barbie
Pimple-Poppin' Barbie
Sex For Sale Barbie
Transexual Barbie
Tramp Barbie
Dazzling Toenails Barbie
Mixed Emotions Barbie
Boxcar Barbie
Manic Depressive Barbie
Facial Tick Barbie
Third World Barbie
Hangnail Barbie
Braided Nosehair Barbie
Montezuma's Revenge Barbie
Boob Job Barbie
Queen of the Trailer Park Barbie
Gentlemen's Club Barbie
Rhinoplasty Barbie
Monobrow Barbie
Change of Life Barbie
Skin Cancer Barbie
Liposuction Barbie w/ Hoover Action Set
Crash Test Barbie
Co-Dependent Barbie
Prozac Barbie
Hormone Shot Barbie
Dysfunctional Barbie
Klaus Barbie (with AUTHENTIC swastica armband)
Cenobite Barbie with head wrapped in REAL bloody barbedwire
Satanic Priestess Barbie
Milita Barbie (comes with paranoid anti-government pamplet and one Authentic Nitrate Bomb)
Typhoid Barbie
Stigmata Barbie
Meth Addict Barbie
Bestiality Barbie
Bailbondsman Barbie
Corrupt Politician Barbie
Bitter, Vindictive Divorcee Barbie
Man-Hating Bulldyke Barbie
Trailer Trash Barbie
Black Barbie
Sex-for-Sale Barbie (Complete with Pimp Daddy Ken)
Drug Pusher Barbie with Dressin' Up for a Gang Bang Playset
Crack-Whore Barbie with Kit of Pipes and Baggies
Mrs. Barbie Springer
Necropheliac Barbie
Grand Inquisitor Barbie
Mortician Barbie
Slot Jockey Barbie
False Prophet Barbie
Mine Sapping Barbie (comes with REAL U.N. barret)
High School Janitor Barbie
Roach Wrangling Barbie
Intestinal Distension Barbie (comes with one roll of toilet paper)
Holy Jihad Barbie (comes wrapped head to foot in black and carrying one ak-47)
Sentenced to Death by Electrocution Barbie (comes with pre-shaved head,one mandatory appeal and Court Appointed Attorney Ken)
1. Trailer Park Barbie
2. White Trash Barbie
3. Street Walker Barbie
4. Heroin Addict Barbie a.k.a. Junkie Barbie
5. Minimum Wage Barbie
6. Eating Disorder Barbie – with trial size ex-lax
7. Bi-Polar Barbie
8. Crack Dealing Ken
9. Male Hustler Ken
10. Teen Suicide Skipper
11. Date Raping Ken – with trial size rohipnol
12. Sexually Frustrated Ken – with kung-fu grip
13. Anatomically Correct Ken – no molded plastic hump on this puppy!
14. S & M Barbie – with designer cage and whip
15. Teen Pregnancy Skipper
16. Back Alley Abortion Barbie
17. Wife Beating Ken
18. Spousal Abuse Barbie – she turns black and blue with warm and cold water
19. Homeless Barbie – save the packaging, she needs a home
20. Pimping Ken
21. Multiple Personality Barbie … or Amber… or Jenny… or Ruth
22. Trash Talking Barbie – pull her string and she’ll read you to filth
23. Dead Beat Dad Ken
24. Satan Worshiping Skipper – with sacrificial knife
25. I.V. Drug User Barbie
26. Prostitute Barbie – with two tasteless outfits
27. Squatter Barbie
28. Hare Krishna Barbie
29. Unfit Mother Barbie
30. Pierceable Barbie
31. Striptease Barbie
32. Bad Actress Barbie
33. Circus Freak Barbie – with beard and lobster claws
34. Human Mattress Barbie
35. Skin Cancer Barbie
36. Ovarian Cyst Barbie
37. Promiscuous Skipper
38. Tube Tied Barbie
39. Breast Reduction Barbie
40. Urinary Tract Infection Barbie
41. Prostate Cancer Ken
42. Ass Hole Bandit of Shower Room Rape Ken
43. Juvie Hall Skipper
44. State Penitentiary Barbie
45. Life Sentence Barbie
46. Out on Probation Ken
47. Bed Wetting Skipper
48. PMS Barbie
49. Cyber Sex Barbie
50. Closet Alcoholic Barbie
51. Receding Hair Line Ken
52. Balding Barbie – comes with various hats and wigs
53. Bad Dye Job Barbie
54. Pre-Pubescent Ken
55. Social Outcast Barbie
56. Mass Murdering Barbie – move over Lizzie Borden
57. Bull Dyke Barbie
58. Mute Barbie
59. White Power Barbie
60. Bed Sores Barbie
61. White She-Devil Barbie
62. Black Panther Barbie
63. Lobotomy Barbie – give her bangs to hide the scars
64. Male Bashing Barbie
65. Con Artist Ken
66. Bag Lady Barbie
67. Drug Smuggling Ken – with expandable orifices
68. Prozac Barbie
69. ADD Ballerina Barbie
70. Tourettes Barbie
71. Brain Washing Barbie – oh, wait, that does exist
That's hilarious! I needed a good laugh.