[M203M4]

"It sounded as if they were bludgeoning a cow. There would be a low moan, like a ‘moo,’ and then a ‘bang’ and a higher-pitched ‘moo.’ It was like ‘MOO…BANG…MOOO!’"

Awesome.

[Diver Dave]

Thanks for the reminder.... I've gotta get more batteries for my hearing aids. :)

[MotleyGirl70]

Awesome.

Lol.

[wardaddy]

I will bet this thread is already mirrored by at least one anti-freeper site.

[socal_parrot]

I like eavesdropping on hot loud sex

I'm thinking I found my new tagline.

[Landru]

"Upon further investigation, officers on the scene were able to locate the disturbance in the bedroom of Revelle sophomore Katherine Chavez. 'All her suite-mates were awake,' said Zipelli. 'They all were crowded around her door, afraid to go in.'"

Liars.

"Upon entering the room, the officials found John Miller and girlfriend Katherine Chavez, transfer students from the Sacramento Academy for the Deaf, interlocked in a 'deafening tangle of sheets and frantically signing hands.'"

Oh geshhh, can't make that stuff up.
Wonder if this would be covered in the Americans with Disabilities Act?

I can see it now: "Deaf students are entitled to sound proof quarters."

...whenever housed in public institutions.

[Dashing Dasher]

It sounded as if they were bludgeoning a cow.

LOL!!!!

Maybe they are doing it wrong?

dd

[Cvengr]

How did their signing, "moo, Bang, MOO", disturb the neighbors?

[Zuben Elgenubi]

"We had attended an institute for the deaf," signed Chavez

What?

[SWAMPSNIPER]

The Florida School for Deaf and Blind is here, in St. Augustine. The school borders Hospital Creek, a flounder gigging hotspot. I had a flatbottom 14', plywood, Meyer's boat, with a bowdeck, set up for gigging, and a generator made from a 3 HP Tecumseh edger motor, and an old Dodge alternator. Just before the bridge leading into the campus, from the South, there is a stretch of bottom the flounder won't settle on, so I cut the generator, and the lights, and snuck up under the bridge. Just as soon as I figured I was over good bottom, I yanked the rope on that Tecumseh, and 200 watts of 12 volt RV bulbs lit up the night, and, all of a sudden, I saw more bottom than I ever expected!
No one ever made much noise, until I yanked that rope!
I know some of you will never have a clue what I'm talking about, but, a few of you will!

[Ciexyz]

bump with no comment

[Welsh Rabbit]

Upon entering the room, the officials found John Miller and girlfriend Katherine Chavez...

Was it really necessary to name names? I'm sure this couple has parents and grandparents who wouldn't appreciate everyone at their church or whatnot reading about this.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

‘MOO…BANG…MOOO!’...?

Moo Bang Mooo. Hmmm.

I must be doing it wrong.

The best I ever got out of her was a 'Fleep...Nurdle...Floop'.

[sully777]

Reminds me of Porky's

[Poser]

Screamingly hilarious article. Thanks!

[Yossarian]

Sorry to break this to you all, but this appears to be a spoof article from a college comedy paper.

If you look at the source listed at the bottom of the "hearing loss" website this is from, it takes you to this UC San Diego humor website. The website says right at the top "Still UCSD's only humor newspaper".

Don't shoot me, I'm only the messenger. But "MOO BANG MOO!" tonight anyways, alright!

[Ditter]

This is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Thanks for posting. ;)

[Fester Chugabrew]

Think I'll print out this story and send it with all my Christmas cards this year.

[hattend]

"We banged on the door for 15 minutes straight!" said Valencia

Plus the time after the cops arrived. I applaud the guy's... uhhh.... staying power. Mooo!

[stylecouncilor]

ping

[BunnySlippers]

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