This is a girl and
this is a woman. The girl
is worth extra work . . .
Posted on 12/10/2005 7:44:29 AM PST by M203M4
Monday night, a record number of noise complaints were received by Residential Security Officers in Roger Revelle College. Officers responding to the calls found the sexual activity of a deaf couple to be the source of the noises, which were described as "cacophonous" by witnesses.
The first officer on the scene, Frank Zipelli, reported, "I could hear those two all the way from the parking lot." According to Zipelli, "It sounded as if they were bludgeoning a cow. There would be a low moan, like a ‘moo,’ and then a ‘bang’ and a higher-pitched ‘moo.’ It was like ‘MOO…BANG…MOOO!’"
Upon further investigation, officers on the scene were able to locate the disturbance in the bedroom of Revelle sophomore Katherine Chavez. "All her suite-mates were awake," said Zipelli. “They all were crowded around her door, afraid to go in.”
Jamie Valencia was one of those at the scene. "We banged on the door for 15 minutes straight!" said Valencia. "The sounds wouldn’t stop—they kept getting louder until the floor was shaking. I had a midterm in the morning and needed to sleep, so I called the police."
"We thought she had broken a leg or something," added Julie Klein. "The moans and thumping sounded like she kept hitting the wall, but her boyfriend was there too. I thought he might be beating her, but I was afraid to intervene."
Upon entering the room, the officials found John Miller and girlfriend Katherine Chavez, transfer students from the Sacramento Academy for the Deaf, interlocked in a "deafening tangle of sheets and frantically signing hands." After yelling a short while, RSO’s had to physically stop the couple from their activity.
Miller and Chavez transferred to UCSD in the fall in order to "more fully experience college life together," signed Miller. "The apartments seemed like the perfect environment to adjust to life with others."
What Miller and Chavez had not accounted for when moving to public school was their sound level when having intercourse. "We had attended an institute for the deaf," signed Chavez. "We didn’t have any idea that we were louder than anyone else. I just get so excited sometimes."
"This can’t go on every night," Zipelli told the couple. "I like eavesdropping on hot loud sex as much as any other RSO, but if these noise complaints keep coming in, I’m going to have to cite you."
Miller and Chavez were reportedly "deeply apologetic" about the incident. Miller offered, "I guess we could close the window next time."
Awesome, moo power to 'em.
very funny! I've never heard it put quite that way. I understand the wiggle part.
BANG!
Jim McCarty(sp?) of the old Rockets has a band called Mystery Train. They are there on Wednesday, the 14th. We may move the date I gave up to next weekend(16th or 17th) because the wife is quite fond of the group, The Regular Boys, who are absolutely incredible...5 piece band, with a 7 piece horn section...they'll blow you away! I'll let ya know ASAP if we can do next weekend. If not, the 22nd(2 weeks from yesterday) is Motor City Jive and the Big 3.
Straight down 696, just before the 94 split, jump off 11 mile exit, and you'll continue on down straight 2 miles, hang a left on Jefferson for a half a mile and you're there!!
The Florida School for Deaf and Blind is here, in St. Augustine. The school borders Hospital Creek, a flounder gigging hotspot. I had a flatbottom 14', plywood, Meyer's boat, with a bowdeck, set up for gigging, and a generator made from a 3 HP Tecumseh edger motor, and an old Dodge alternator. Just before the bridge leading into the campus, from the South, there is a stretch of bottom the flounder won't settle on, so I cut the generator, and the lights, and snuck up under the bridge. Just as soon as I figured I was over good bottom, I yanked the rope on that Tecumseh, and 200 watts of 12 volt RV bulbs lit up the night, and, all of a sudden, I saw more bottom than I ever expected!
No one ever made much noise, until I yanked that rope!
I know some of you will never have a clue what I'm talking about, but, a few of you will!
Cool!
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Glad you yanked on your rope
Moo Bang Mooo. Hmmm.
I must be doing it wrong.
The best I ever got out of her was a 'Fleep...Nurdle...Floop'.
That is good enough!!! Carry ON!!!
I reckon you know about gigging flounder, in softbottom, creeks, too! Remember how you got to run a hand down the tines, and grab the fish, so the mud won't pull it off the spear?
Go back after daylight, low tide, and drag a rake, and the clams will set your rake to ringing like a bell.
An old, dead oyster goes "clunk", a fresh, live clam goes "ding"! Night and day difference, sort of like the difference between Republican, and democrat!
Could it be that the first damned thing we need to do to save our butts is to tell the city boys to shut up, listen, and learn?
A country boy can survive.
Guessin you never made a piano wire snare under the fence where the antelope run. Antelope go under fences not over. Find the spot and when one does your snare it, bleeds out on the spot. Matters not if ya gut it immediately long as it is done before it gets cold. Rocky Mtn way.
Best response to the best post of the day. LOL
Sometimes, one moment of uncertainty can wreak havoc with a man's confidence.
All I can say is that at least this gal was appreciative of the effort...
Will think of this gal when I see some other gal with a smile on her face!!! BIG SMILE
This is a girl and
this is a woman. The girl
is worth extra work . . .
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