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Posted on 12/10/2005 7:44:29 AM PST by M203M4
Monday night, a record number of noise complaints were received by Residential Security Officers in Roger Revelle College. Officers responding to the calls found the sexual activity of a deaf couple to be the source of the noises, which were described as "cacophonous" by witnesses.
The first officer on the scene, Frank Zipelli, reported, "I could hear those two all the way from the parking lot." According to Zipelli, "It sounded as if they were bludgeoning a cow. There would be a low moan, like a ‘moo,’ and then a ‘bang’ and a higher-pitched ‘moo.’ It was like ‘MOO…BANG…MOOO!’"
Upon further investigation, officers on the scene were able to locate the disturbance in the bedroom of Revelle sophomore Katherine Chavez. "All her suite-mates were awake," said Zipelli. “They all were crowded around her door, afraid to go in.”
Jamie Valencia was one of those at the scene. "We banged on the door for 15 minutes straight!" said Valencia. "The sounds wouldn’t stop—they kept getting louder until the floor was shaking. I had a midterm in the morning and needed to sleep, so I called the police."
"We thought she had broken a leg or something," added Julie Klein. "The moans and thumping sounded like she kept hitting the wall, but her boyfriend was there too. I thought he might be beating her, but I was afraid to intervene."
Upon entering the room, the officials found John Miller and girlfriend Katherine Chavez, transfer students from the Sacramento Academy for the Deaf, interlocked in a "deafening tangle of sheets and frantically signing hands." After yelling a short while, RSO’s had to physically stop the couple from their activity.
Miller and Chavez transferred to UCSD in the fall in order to "more fully experience college life together," signed Miller. "The apartments seemed like the perfect environment to adjust to life with others."
What Miller and Chavez had not accounted for when moving to public school was their sound level when having intercourse. "We had attended an institute for the deaf," signed Chavez. "We didn’t have any idea that we were louder than anyone else. I just get so excited sometimes."
"This can’t go on every night," Zipelli told the couple. "I like eavesdropping on hot loud sex as much as any other RSO, but if these noise complaints keep coming in, I’m going to have to cite you."
Miller and Chavez were reportedly "deeply apologetic" about the incident. Miller offered, "I guess we could close the window next time."
Awesome.
Sign language is not enough in situations like these. Rock 'n' Roll!
lol
I hadn't heard.
lol. This article made my morning.
So, how does one sign, "Oh YES, oh YES. You're the KING baby!"?
Is this a joke..? they thought she was being beaten by her boyfriend and no one went in to help? and I've had some great sex in my day and never had to wake the neighborhood doing it. Sounds like bull to me.
I nominate you for post of the day. This is important information. hehe
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I know a whole family of deaf people and they can be a lot of fun since they've learned that my form of harrassment isn't malicious.
They won't play cards with me anymore because they figured out that I cheat by going into the bathroom and yelling out my cards to my partner.
I think they are getting the full experience of college now. If a deaf couple is having sex and everybody hears them, is it still funny? Yes! I think when she was yelling moo, it was supposed to be "more" instead.
Damn. I must be doing something wrong.
Women make noise during sex? Since when?
You go through life, see and hear of many things. But once in a while something comes up that is unique and sets your mind speculating in new directions.
Sign dirty to me!
This one got the zot!
They should try going to college at Gallaudet.
We used to get calls for Fire Alarm boxes pulled there, it was always easy to find which building it was, the whole place was flashing with lights.
I remember one night when we went there for a suicide, a guy jumped out of the 10th floor , no one heard a thing.
Since you use live ones. -g-
Mooo (bang)
Nobody doesn't like aura-lee....
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