Huge buzz for iPod gizmo

addict3d.org ^ | 10.12.05 | A^C^E

[martin_fierro]

APPLE'S iPod is set to bring even more pleasure to music lovers this Christmas - after boffins invented a vibrator that moves in time with the songs.

The £25 iBuzz connects up to the gizmo and pulses while each tune is played.

When the volume is pumped up, the vibrations get faster as the music gets louder.

Ali Carnegie, of adult-store http://www.LoveHoney.co.uk, said the firm is already on the verge of selling out of the bullet-sized device before Christmas.

She said its inconspicuous design has been a big winner with women and claims the sex toy, totally unrelated to Apple, is perfect for giving users "big smiles on their way to work".

[martin_fierro]

For you music, um, lovers.

[martin_fierro]

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[curtisgardner]

This joke is way too easy. Look at that thing.

[freedumb2003]

whoa

Never underestimate the ability of Human Ingenuity.

[martin_fierro]

RELATED THREAD: Put your iPod in your underwear

[cyborg]

LOLOLOLOL oh lord!

[martin_fierro]

Hey, lady! This is a family show!

[Petronski]

Where's the INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH HUMOR ping? LOL

[quantim]

The £25 iBuzz connects up to the gizmo and pulses while each tune is played.

Technology has its evils.

[martin_fierro]

Okay, the copulating deaf couple story may have been a phony, but this one's for real.

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[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

uh, which one?

[martin_fierro]

I hope you're a gal. Sheesh.

[Fierce Allegiance]

So that's why my daughter asked for a couple hundred dollars worth of batteries for Christmas. Good lord.

[martin_fierro]

So that's why my daughter asked for a couple hundred dollars worth of batteries for Christmas. Good lord.

I'm not her father, and even *I* don't wanna think about that. Unnngh.

[Fierce Allegiance]

I do not want to be a granddaddy. Not for a long time.

Unnngh is right.

[Fiddlstix]

[Squantos]

Beach Boys ....Good Vibrations ?

[JoeSixPack1]

This is a devil spawned wicked evil item!! I will divert mine eyes.

Are bass amplifiers available?
Does it come with a replacable waterproof jacket?
Does it come with a sturdy mount?
Is it crush proof?
Will it cure lonliness without staining?
Does it have a weight restriction?
Is it available in ethnic skin tones?
Will it last long enough on one set of batteries?
Is it's storage capacity expandable?

Pure evil, we're doomed!
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[Dashing Dasher]

He keeps going and going and going.....

[Squantos]

You realize that species of rabbit is called the "Sylvilagus Palustris Hefneri".........:o)