Posted on 12/16/2005 6:43:55 AM PST by SteveSpeaking
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Infidels (formally Jingle Bells)
Dashing thru the sand, With a Christian head in hand, While we speak of peace, Our Jihad will not cease!
Watch them wring their hands, Just like we have planned, Oh what fun it is to kill, On our way to paradise!
Infidels! Infidels! We will kill you all! Strapping on our dynamite, At bus stops and the malls!
Infidels! Infidels! We will kill you all! While we speak the words of peace, We'll make sure that you fall!
Last Christmas (Formally White Christmas)
I'm dreaming of the last Christmas. Just like Muhammad has foretold. Where the Christians are weeping, Their corpses seeping, Brains and blood onto the snow!
Oh Holiday Tree (formally Oh Christmas Tree)
Oh Holiday Tree! Oh Holiday Tree! We have removed Christianity!
Oh Holiday Tree! Oh Holiday Tree! We tricked them into destiny!
We speak of peace while killing them, They apologize for our mayhem!
Oh Holiday Tree! Oh Holiday Tree! We have removed Christianity!
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In before the ZOT!
Those are pretty good. Did you write them?
Zulu Oscar Tango. Possible live one.
PING!!!!! It speaks for itself!!!
Too bad you just signed up today, cuz that is a pretty funny post.
I thought it was Satire as well!!! Damn funny stuff too.
I thought it was funny. Satire is often mistaken when posted by a newbie. Hopefully the mods will see the humor and let him live.
What zot? A newbie posting a friggin joke? Lighten up.
Nice singing voice too.
Thank you the props.
I've been invading liberal blogs, where I do battle with them. One of them claimed there was no war against Christmas, so this morning on the way to work, I thought up these little ditties.
Some how, they didn't appreciate it.
So I thought I would post it somewhere that might like it.
Here's my fave...
Sam and Roz Are Coming to Town
(To the Tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town")
You better give up
On Christmas this year.
You haven't a chance
With relatives here!
Sam and Roz are coming to town.
They're bringing their kids
To add to your fun.
They're staying 10 days;
You thought it was one.
Sam and Roz are coming to town!
They'll break your prized possessions;
They'll destroy your solitude.
They'll eat you out of house and home
Then complain about the food!
There's only one way
To save your Noel.
You give 'em your house,
You take a hotel.
Sam and Roz are coming to town
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I think we all have relatives like that!
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