Top 10 New York Times Headlines in 2006

The People's Cybe ^ | 1/9/05 | Comrade Red Square

[rice08]

The Good Party members at The People's Cube (they that are of Communist for Kerry fame) amused me today.

be sure to follow the link to generate your own

Top 10 New York Times Headlines in 2006

• Robust economy, high employment detrimental to the environment
• Baghdad dilemma: not enough abortion clinics
• Rebuilding of roads in Afghanistan leads to more traffic accidents
• US-made purple ink causes rash, fever: thousands of Iraqi voters hospitalized
• Freedom in Iraq linked to larger hole in ozone layer
• Iraqi parents: US-built schools cause child obesity
• Open political debate in Iraq triggers nation-wide laryngitis epidemic. Who will foot the bill?
• CNN reporter struck by SUV while crossing Halliburton-built road in Kirkuk
• Iraqi gays and lesbians critical of US Army over "don't ask, don't tell" policy
• New Iraqi troops can secure peace but their uniforms still don't look hot

[andy58-in-nh]

"Airborne Dust from US Bombing of Baghdad Linked to Respiratory Illnesses: Women and Minorities Hardest Hit."

[Jessica24]

Oh look, and you get to generate your own! Here are some of my faves:

Nobel Laureate: Rush Limbaugh Causes Birth Defects In Spotted Owls

Analysts: Social Security Reform Bad For Self Esteem

Congressional Democrats: Watching Fox News Doubles Risk of Catching Bird Flu

Concerned Citizens: Tree Logging Results in Massive Obesity

Bush Critics: Rugged Individualism Erodes Civil Liberties

Animal Rights Advocates: School Voucher Program Leads to Extinction Of Rainforest

*There is an 32.53% chance that this is how the real New York Times gets its stories.