Posted on 03/07/2006 5:31:39 PM PST by Old-Retired-Trucker
Our local lady cop stopped a guy that wasn't acting quite right.
His answers didn't seem to hold water, so she got out her little steno pad and pen to take down information.
Before she started, she warned him: "Whatever you say, can and will, be taken down and held against you in a Court of Law."
Nonplused, and acting as serious as a heart attack, he replied "PANTIES".
/groan
Ping for the panties thread! Hubba hubba! Arooooo!
Some jokes are too ornery to die.
Like an old man once told me: Panties aren't the best thing in the world, but they're next to the best...
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