Posted on 03/10/2006 5:41:48 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
LET'S ALL JUMP FOR JOY IT'S FRIDAY!
highest score 6...not too good at tennis with a mouse instead of a racket.
Since your a fan of quizzes I've been saving this one all week for you.
Is it female or shemale?
http://www2.b3ta.com/femaleorshemale3/
~ Without geometry, life is pointless.
~ Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
~ Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
~ Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
~ A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
~ In democracy it's your vote that counts.
In feudalism it's your count that votes.
~ A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
~ Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
~ When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
~ The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
~ A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
~ The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
~ When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
~ Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
~ Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
~ Always remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
~ Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
~ Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
~ All generalizations are false.
~ Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
~ A termite walks into the bar and says, "Excuse me, is the bar tender here?"
~ Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
~ Dog Theology - "You feed me, you care for me, you give me shelter and provide for all my needs - you must be wonderful!";
Cat Theology - "You feed me, you care for me, you give me shelter and provide for all my needs - I must be wonderful!"
~ Don't let your mind wander ... anything that small should not be out on it's own
~ I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
~ If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
~ If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.
~ If you choked a Smurf, what color would he turn?
~ It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm actually quite busy.
~ I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
~ Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.
~ Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me."
~ Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
~ There are two types of people in this world: 1. Those who need closure
~ Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
~ Time is just nature's way to keep everything from happening at once.
~ You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
Drop by anytime PB.....
Yes, and why Caddyshack II sucked in comparison.
Whatever it is, it was blocked by my work's server.
fooled you...I don't wear any!
I'll take Danny Noonan.
I scored 10 out of 16...some pretty interesting photos... .
Yoda says, "Hmmm, strong in the force he is....very good with his balls he is." Who knew? Force Juggle.
Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
13 is my best so far.
I got a 13/16 - what a scary commentary on the times in which we live!!
X-files!
I knew that.
I got 11/16, I think I'm going to stay away from the bars for awhile.
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