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Official Friday Silliness Thread Salutes Double Meanings.
The BBC because Brits are silly by nature ^ | 7-28-06 | sully777

Posted on 07/28/2006 12:19:03 AM PDT by sully777

Phrases that sound innocent as well as dirty--depending on your mindset:


Petra told Ingrid, "You have a lovely rug."
Let's grab something at the golden arches.
St. Louis was once known as Mound City.
She was caught raising the flag this weekend.
The cavernous hole is wet with dew.
She favored wood as a golfer.
No one ever confused Lance as a wine sipper; hard stuff was his passion.
There was ecstatic joy as Marc Spitz lapped the pool several times in triumph, until he accidently fell into the mud.
We were in a tight spot as our camels' toes were stuck in the sand.
They sat silently, watching a Yankee game, when Bearnice cried out in delight, "Randy Johnson's pitches are high hard ones!" The girls nodded knowingly.
Shag was her favorite course in rug making at TCC's interior design class.

And the all-time classic:
If I tell you that's tight, will you hold that against me?


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1 posted on 07/28/2006 12:19:08 AM PDT by sully777
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To: sassygirl; IrishDad62; JRios1968; Genesis defender; genefromjersey; rzeznikj at stout; bwteim; ...
**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** Ping List






Roll Call:
2 posted on 07/28/2006 12:20:46 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: Allegra; martin_fierro; Dallas59; Khurkris; Izzy Dunne
Yah! It's Friday!!!


3 posted on 07/28/2006 12:24:00 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777


Belly up..what'll ya have?
4 posted on 07/28/2006 12:27:04 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite


Good silly Friday to you.
5 posted on 07/28/2006 12:29:45 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777
It's fair cop....


6 posted on 07/28/2006 12:32:35 AM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: martin_fierro; BJClinton


Sid took to nanotechnology like a beaver to wood!
7 posted on 07/28/2006 12:36:23 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777

"she favored wood as a golfer"
because it has a bigger head and longer shaft?
(sorry)


8 posted on 07/28/2006 12:36:49 AM PDT by verum ago (Proper foreign policy makes loud noises.)
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To: The_Victor
It's a fair cop...


9 posted on 07/28/2006 12:37:52 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777
It's A fair cop.

That'll teach me to post at this hour.

10 posted on 07/28/2006 12:40:27 AM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: verum ago


...bark like a dog...
11 posted on 07/28/2006 12:43:33 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777
Dr. Piglet and Dr. Winston.... practice your art....


12 posted on 07/28/2006 12:44:51 AM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: The_Victor

It's A fair cop.

That'll teach me to post at this hour.



I blame society.

(We'll be charging them too.)


13 posted on 07/28/2006 12:45:12 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777

14 posted on 07/28/2006 12:47:57 AM PDT by Allegra (FReeping LIVE! from "the other war zone.")
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To: The_Victor; Watery Tart; Allegra


"...I guess I can stay a while longer?!"
15 posted on 07/28/2006 12:51:19 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: Allegra

16 posted on 07/28/2006 12:54:28 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: Allegra

17 posted on 07/28/2006 12:56:35 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: Allegra

18 posted on 07/28/2006 12:57:40 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777
"Put a lip lock on a long neck." ...(Drink some beer)

"Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in bed."

From the fertile mind of Kinky Friedman.

19 posted on 07/28/2006 12:59:00 AM PDT by battlegearboat
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To: sully777

20 posted on 07/28/2006 1:00:02 AM PDT by Allegra (FReeping LIVE! from "the other war zone.")
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