New Bumper Stickers

11/15/2006 | self

[Edit35]

I just ordered new bumper stickers to replace my "Rick Santorum '06" and "Fitzpatrick '06" stickers. (R-8 Penna.)

Both of these great candidates lost, and I am still seething.

My new stickers are:

The NEW Democrat Party: Proud to Promote Homo Rights

The NEW Democrat Party: Proud to Support Higher Taxes

The NEW Democrat Party: Proud to Support Illegal Immigrants

The NEW Democrat Party: Proud to Encourage Abortions

The NEW Democrat Party: Proud to Prevent Wiretapping Terrorists

Republicans: The Party of Common Sense

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I plan to put these six stickers across the back of my car, with the 'Common Sense' sticker at the end.

I volunteered to put up roadside campaign signs for Santorum and Fitzpatrick for three weeks in October this 06 election.

During that time, I was spit at, had rocks thrown at my car, was bird-flipped off countless times, and was hassled by carloads of Murphy (D) hoodlums, who would later return and destroy my campaign signs.

I can just imagine what type of "response" I will get with these new bumper stickers.

[ken5050]

Try this one....

"Hillary/Pelosi - When TWO boobs aren't enough to do the job"

I know it's early, but think about it..go ahead...

[BufordP]

[#1CTYankee]

How about Hillary/Pelosi the only two boob a man can live without

[Quix]

Good for you.

I hope you have a klunker or good insurance and a hyper senstive anti-theft device! LOL.

[DungeonMaster]

Let's not be bitter.

[ShadowDancer]

plan to put these six stickers across the back of my car, with the 'Common Sense' sticker at the end.

Thanks for the morning laugh.

[Moonmad27]

A new sticker found on Cafepress.com is on its way to me now - "Red State Insurgent Trapped in Blue State America". Trapped is definitely the right word!

[BufordP]

Not bitter - just a sarcastic ba$tard.
:-)

[DungeonMaster]

LOL :-D

[pookie18]

[GoldCountryRedneck]

How about....

Don't Blame ME I Voted For VICTORY!

Not orginal;credit to FReeper jmaroneps37 :)

[Edit35]

Those are certainly nice bumper stickers, but I want something that REALLY sticks it to the Demo-lib-weenies, by pointing out the fact that they support the EXACT OPPOSITE of what the majority of Americans believe on a half dozen critical issues.

Yes, my bumper stickers are sarcastic, and possibly will fly over the heads of many passersby.

But I still want to put them on and see what kind of response I get. (The lunatic Dems already threw rocks and spit at me putting up GOP campaign signs during the election.)

My first bumper stickers goes on top, followed by the others underneath.

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We're the NEW Democrats:
Proud to Support Higher Taxes--

Proud to Support Homosexual Rights--

Proud to Prohibit Wiretapping of Terrorists-

Proud to Encourage Illegal Immigrants--

Proud to Promote Anytime Abortion--

(I am debating whether or not to put a sticker at the end which says "Republicans: Common Sense for America")