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Fleeing naked man in heels blamed for McMinnville lockdown
NWCN ^
| 04-26-2007
| staff writer
Posted on 04/27/2007 7:36:03 AM PDT by bedolido
McMINNVILLE, Ore. - A man wearing nothing but women's high heels was the cause of a building lockdown by police in downtown McMinnville. The unidentified man was spotted sitting on a bench on the basement floor of a nearly vacant medical building Wednesday afternoon. After a call to 911 dispatchers, two McMinnville police units responded and were assisted by deputies from the Yamhill County Sheriffs Office and the Oregon State Police. The building was locked down and surrounded, but alas, no naked man. The man was described as 40 to 50 years old, bald or with short white hair, of thin to medium build. He was last seen running down one of the building's hallways in the heels, police said.
TOPICS: Humor; Local News; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: fleeing; heels; man; naked
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posted on
04/27/2007 7:36:05 AM PDT
by
bedolido
To: bedolido; Liz; indylindy
Is Rudy already campaigning in Oregon?
2
posted on
04/27/2007 7:38:36 AM PDT
by
TommyDale
("Can debate over four hours with no need to call a doctor!")
To: TigersEye
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posted on
04/27/2007 7:39:55 AM PDT
by
pandoraou812
( zero tolerance to the will of Allah ...... dilligaf? with an efg.....)
To: TommyDale
Oh Rooty, is that you? Was it a blonde?
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posted on
04/27/2007 7:40:31 AM PDT
by
dforest
(Fighting the new liberal Conservatism. The Left foot in the GOP door.)
To: bedolido
He was last seen running down one of the building's hallways in the heels, police said. Leave the poor man alone, he was merely exercising -- have you ever tried running in high heels?
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posted on
04/27/2007 7:41:01 AM PDT
by
FourPeas
(The right thing to do never requires any subterfuge, it is always simple and direct. Calvin Coolidge)
To: Slings and Arrows
I hate it when that happens.....
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posted on
04/27/2007 7:42:32 AM PDT
by
KoRn
(Just Say NO ....To Liberal Republians - FRED THOMPSON FOR PRESIDENT!)
To: KoRn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
I'd hit it...with my car.
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posted on
04/27/2007 7:47:21 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!" --http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html)
To: bedolido
Pictures! Where are the pictures?!
To: bedolido
Naked 50 yr old man of thin sitting on a park bench requires a lockdown? Did they notice an M-60 laying across his lap before they started chasing him?
The cops could just let Rin-Tin-Tin chomp on the snausage, that'd bring his little freak party to a screeching halt.
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posted on
04/27/2007 7:56:16 AM PDT
by
Sax
To: Sax
10
posted on
04/27/2007 7:56:46 AM PDT
by
Sax
To: TommyDale; Liz
Is Rudy already campaigning in Oregon?Hah! Beat me to it.
11
posted on
04/27/2007 7:57:18 AM PDT
by
raybbr
(You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote.)
To: raybbr; Liz; indylindy
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posted on
04/27/2007 8:02:08 AM PDT
by
TommyDale
("Can debate over four hours with no need to call a doctor!")
To: raybbr
It's so hard impossible to have respect for that man after seeing that picture.
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posted on
04/27/2007 8:03:23 AM PDT
by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: TommyDale
Must not have been Rooty. His legs have that smoother look.
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posted on
04/27/2007 8:03:45 AM PDT
by
dforest
(Fighting the new liberal Conservatism. The Left foot in the GOP door.)
To: indylindy; Liz
But you gotta admit the guy had fairly good taste in the shoes...
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posted on
04/27/2007 8:04:44 AM PDT
by
TommyDale
("Can debate over four hours with no need to call a doctor!")
To: TommyDale
The Wicked Witch of the West’s “Rudy Slippers”. Maybe the house will fall on him.
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posted on
04/27/2007 8:06:31 AM PDT
by
dforest
(Fighting the new liberal Conservatism. The Left foot in the GOP door.)
To: raybbr
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posted on
04/27/2007 8:08:59 AM PDT
by
TommyDale
("Can debate over four hours with no need to call a doctor!")
To: bedolido
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posted on
04/27/2007 8:28:47 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.)
To: raybbr; TommyDale; indylindy
Is Rudy already campaigning in Oregon? 
Rooty's "running" shoes (borrowed from Juti).
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posted on
04/27/2007 8:43:42 AM PDT
by
Liz
(Hunter: For some candidates, a conservative constituency is an inconvenience. For me, it is my hope.)
To: pax_et_bonum; TheMom; Eaker; humblegunner
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posted on
04/27/2007 9:06:43 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(Hey! Quiet Down Out There!)
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