Caption John Edwards at a house party

Yahoo! News Groups ^ | 7/28/07 | staff

[redstates4ever]

"Democratic presidential hopeful former Sen. John Edwards speaks to people in a crowded room at a house party in Nashua, N.H."

[redstates4ever]

John Edwards caption *ping*

[mainepatsfan]

What no Wal Mart bottled water?

[PBRSTREETGANG]

John Edwards takes time out to water the roots of his Chia hair.

[theDentist]

I know it's cold outside
Come on baby I'll keep you satisfied
All you got to do is move
Every time you steal that groove

It ain't nothing but a party (It ain't nothing but a party)
It ain't nothing but a party (It ain't nothing but a party)
It ain't nothing but a party (It ain't nothing but a party)
It ain't nothing but a house party! -J Geils Edwards

[Thrownatbirth]

"Edwards freigns exhaustion as Elizabeth prepares to confront him with a campaign flyer that describes her as 'zaftig'."

[jmyrlefuller]

Um... Johnny... disco went out of style 30 years ago.

[AppyPappy]

"Who thinks the lady beside me should take off the drapes and put them back on that window?"

[monkapotamus]

[BigCinBigD]

And John doubted his lover Tim when told there was an vast untapped Nazi Amway potential!

[monkapotamus]

[redstates4ever]

LOL, nice observation with that body language.

[raybbr]

Hot August night
And the leaves hanging down
And the grass on the ground smelling sweet
Move up the road
To the outside of town
And the sound of that good gospel beat

Sits a ragged tent
Where there ain't no trees
And that gospel group
Telling you and me

It's Love
Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show
Pack up the babies
Grab the old ladies
Everyone goes
Everyone knows
Brother Love's show

Room gets suddenly still
And when you'd almost bet
You could hear yourself sweat, he walks in
Eyes black as coal
And when he lifts his face
Every ear in the place is on him

Starting soft and slow
Like a small earthquake
And when he lets go
Half the valley shakes

It's Love, Love Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show
Pack up the babies
Grab the old ladies
Everyone goes
Everyone knows
Brother Love's show

Sermon

Take my hand in yours
Walk with me this day
In my heart, I know
I will never stray
Halle, halle, halle, halle, halle, halle, halle

It's Love, Love
Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show
Pack up the babies
Grab the old ladies
Everyone goes
Everyone knows
Brother Love's show
Amen

BROTHER LOVE'S TRAVELING SALVATION SHOW -- Written by Neil Diamond

[redstates4ever]

ROTFL! Maybe Looter Guy is Johnny’s drinking buddy?

[reagan_fanatic]

[nctexan]

And here's my freshly goosed expression!

[NRA1995]

I thought drinking bottled water is bad for the environment; all those plastic bottles that won't decompose, etc. I hope his bottled water was extracted downstream from a bear using the spring as a toilet.

[mtbopfuyn]

The dancing one -

It’s raining men
Hallelujah it’s raining men, Amen
It’s raining men
Hallelujah it’s raining men, Amen

[Doctor Raoul]

...Desperado...why don't you come to your senses....

[tx_eggman]

One of my childhood heroes gone bad ... just damn!