MORFORD: Thank God You Are Not Karl Rove

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 8/17/7 | Mark Morford

[SmithL]

You have many things for which you can be deeply grateful. Here is one of the biggest:

Yep, you've done some horrible things in your life. Embarrassing things. Stupid. Mean. Violent, even. Eaten dirt. Smacked a baby. Kicked a kitten. Stomped some flowers. Stole. Lied. Cheated. Beat up a tree. Spit instead of swallowed. Drank bad wine. Voted Republican. Shared a needle. Promised to call and then didn't. You know, the usual.

But maybe some of these things now make you cringe and recoil and slump down a little lower in your chair when you think about them, because, well, maybe you've developed something resembling a conscience over the years, or maybe you've even gone so far as to consider the possibility of karma, of cosmic consequence, of the dire effects of wallowing for far too much of your life in all that goopy, stupid low vibration we sometimes call war or hate or religious dogma or the Olsen twins.

Yes, perhaps you can now admit you've wasted far too much of your time simmering like bad meat in a gloomy stew of illness and ugliness and ignorance and now maybe, just maybe, you're trying to evolve to a point where you can step back and look over it all with a bit of wisdom, sly perspective, a big healthy healing sigh.

Whew. It is, as they say, a hell of a lot to process. It is, after all, one hell of a messy life.

But then, something happens. . . .

[SmithL]

Morfordite Alert!

`nuf said

[MNJohnnie]

Actually I thank God I am not Mark Morford. I would like to be Karl Rove. He is about to become very very rich. Wait until the screaming lunatics like Morford see the book deal Rove will get.

[ontap]

Where’s the barf alert!!

[theDentist]

I’d rather be Karl Rove that Mark Morford any day of the week.

[GitmoSailor]

Cool move Rove!!!!.......

[Lazamataz]

The worst part about being Morford is there’s something up your butt all the time.

[SolidWood]

Eaten dirt. Spit instead of swallowed. Shared a needle.

Interesting details of Morfords private life.

[Lazamataz]

.....Spit instead of swallowed........Shared a needle......

The base depravity of this person shows me that Satan utterly rules his life. He is living in Hell right now. I sincerely will pray for him.

[trisham]

Morford is a dreadful writer, who substitutes liberal dogma for original ideas. What he lacks in creativity he attempts makes up for in enthusiasm.

[SmithL]

Pay Attention!

Morfordite Alert!

[tm61]

“beat up a tree”, you have got to be kidding me. this is why this country is screwed. we have people, apparently a lot of them who think like this.

I miss my country. sadly, it is no more.

[ontap]

Morfordite Alert! does not = barf alert

[AlexW]

“I miss my country. sadly, it is no more.”

After seeing this piece on Ms. Morford you can see why I am happy not to be back in the USA now.
Morford, the typical DU moron.

[Mr. K]

YIKES~!!! and the responses to the article are equally alarming.

I can’t believe people this stupid are allowed to vote

[dashing doofus]

The bumper sticker “Liberalism is a mental disorder” clearly applies to this sick, twisted, angry person.

Is there a more warped “journalist” in America than this clown, with his hate-filled rantings?

[weegee]

Will the book deal be as lucrative as a gig working for ABC News like happened with Clinton staffer George Stephanopolis?

[Steve_Seattle]

Morford is a poster boy for the new Democratic Party - a man consumed by hatred and arrogance.