The 9 Manliest Names in the World (some offensive language.)

Cracked ^ | 1/23/08 | stuart layt

[Dutchgirl]

Our culture is full of manly men doing manly things. And those men, invariably, have manly names. John Rambo. John Matrix. John McClane. Hollywood writers know what side their bread's buttered when it comes to first names.

But, then there are those real-life men walking around who, by design or coincidence, have been gifted with names so manly you'd expect their p**** to rip free of their pants and attack passersby. We've compiled a list of the 9 men with the manliest names in the world.

[Dutchgirl]

I am a Fredhead, now considering voting for Mitt Romney. I was noodling on the internet and found that his name really is Willard Mitt Romney. What kind of name is Mitt anyway? Apparently, he was named for a family friend, Milton, whose nickname was Mitt. Willard means "Strong Desire." Milton means...mill town (duh).

I know it's shallow, but do I really want to scrape off my "Frederalist" bumper sticker for Mitt!? Why couldn't he be Commander Flex Plexico.

[RockinRight]

The link is taking me to the “post article” page. Dunno why.

[Dutchgirl]

my bad.

http://www.cracked.com/article_14982_9-manliest-names-in-world.html

[mnehring]

Fred Dalton Thompson definitely had a better ring than Willard Mitt Romney or Mikey Huckabee.

[RockinRight]

That’s the truth.

I say we make a list of manliest FR names.

[mnehring]

Jim Robinson sounds like a Sheriff in the old west.

[N. Theknow]

Didn't see these guys listed:

Lance Boyle

Jim Shuhs

James Nasium

Bruce Lee-Bowitz (Jew-Jitsu instructor)

Warren Pease

[MudPuppy]

yeah. I'm diggin Commander Flex Plexico...

and he has his own song

[gate2wire]

“I say we make a list of manliest FR names.”

John MacDonald’s Travis McGee was the man.

[papasmurf]

Sue.

I think that's one of the meanest, "don't mess with me" names for a man, ever!

If I ever run into a man named Sue, I wouldn't say a word, not even a "how do you do!

Then I'd walk away, and whistle a Tune, think about his Daddy, a mean and gritty, ugly goon.

Yup! Sue. Makes me shake just thinkin' about it.

[Travis McGee]

Don’t forget General Butt Naked over in Liberia.

[gate2wire]

Does someone use that as a FReeper name though?

[ErnBatavia]

The PIO for the Palm Springs (a city more gay than San Francisco) is named Mitch Spike. Perfect.

[ErnBatavia]

...meant to post Palm Springs Police Dept....

[RockinRight]

Is this him?

[gate2wire]

My favorite:

Haywood Jablowme.

[gate2wire]

Looks like my UPS guy...seriously.

[Unassuaged]

I cannot believe I am the first to say:

Max Power!

[ErnBatavia]

Not far off....he's on the left. Neither occifer is striking much of an LEO pose, tho....

[papasmurf]

MaxPower, haven’t hear that in a while. :)