His blow-up doll left him for another, more sensitive lover:
Posted on 05/16/2008 7:41:48 AM PDT by SmithL
Apparently, the signs are all in place and the plague is clearly nigh and Armageddon is fast upon us because, oh my angry heterosexual god, the announcement has now been handed down: Couples who deeply love one another may now get married in California. It's true.
Wait, there's more. The couple in question might both have penises. Or they both might not. This is the crazy, terrifying new thing: It is totally up to them. Can you imagine?
Put another way: If you are a loving couple in this fine and baffled state, your particular combination of genitalia has officially been deemed irrelevant as far as whether or not you may hold a lovely little ceremony and enjoy a year or three of wedded bliss and buy a tiny condo you can't really afford, and then fight about money and who gets to name the dog as you lose that once-omnipotent romantic spark and rarely have sex anymore and eat your meals in silence as half of you get divorced in about 5.3 years and end up back on the dating scene, wondering whatever happened to your dreams. You know: just like everyone else!
Isn't that wonderful? Isn't that absolutely terrifying? Isn't that both? You're damn right it is.
Here's the problem: despite the tears of joy flooding through the gay community and despite the soothing gobs of liberal bliss pouring like warm honey over tens of thousands -- nay, millions -- of progressive humans worldwide, all of whom are cheering this landmark groundbreaking rainbow-colored California Supreme Court decision,...
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So, soon enough, then, polygamy will be legalized; and if you wish to wed your kangaroo, well, I guess that’ll be just fine.
Ugh.
/sarc
MoFo thinks he can now marry his blow-up doll.
Article penned by pervert with a penchant for the excretory end of little boys is clearly unbiased. sarc I think this guy is a cousin of Jeff Dahmer’s.
Correction: People "in love" with severe psychological problems are now having their perverted relationships recognized as the equivalent of normal ones.
Never mind, that few homosexuals even bother marrying or that most male homosexual long-term relationships involved sex outside of the relationship.
And, all this thanks to a Supreme Court where six of the seven judges were appointed by Republicans.
Niot that this Asshat would give a damn but in MA the court ruled that because we have Gay Marriage, that all parental notification laws are null and void. So, Gay Activists can now go into schools and teach other people’s children about Gay Sex. These people do not have to undergo CORI checks. But members of my Kiwanis Club that participate in RIF do. Literacy or Sex? One is an accomplishment. The other has something in common with the Oyster.
WOW! Such a sinful arrogant attitude!
Your kidding?
The couple in question might both have penises. Or they both might not. This is the crazy, terrifying new thing: It is totally up to them. Can you imagine?
They will never be “married”.
They will only play house and ruin innocent babies they will now be allowed and encouraged to adopt.
This is such a disgusting and sickening turn of events.
You’re a disgusting little pillow biter, Mr. Morford.
remember... I’m in NY - soon to be the “Hump-ire State”
But only if you deeply love your kangaroo
For a “smart” guy with “smart” readers, Morford is pretty stupid.
He doesn’t mention a word in his little screed about the 5-millenia of societal underpinnings for marriage; or the procreative imperative that informs all life on earth and creates an “instinctual” basis for male/female marriage; or the cultural reasons that societies in all times and places have gone to such great lengths to protect the male/female marital bond over thousands of years.
For Morford and his revolting ilk, it comes down to shopping sprees and antenuptual aggreements and of course to mocking many thousands of years of human history.
No, I was stating a fact. Six of the seven judges on the California Supreme Court were appointed by a Republican governor.
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