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MORFORD: The end of the SUV
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 7/30/8 | Mark Morford

Posted on 07/30/2008 7:46:30 AM PDT by SmithL

Love 'em or hate 'em, the American land yacht is rumbling into the sunset. Rejoice?

Let us, first and foremost, be perfectly clear: it ain't over yet. Millions of dinosaurs still roam the Earth, the giant meteor of merciful annihilation has yet to strike, complete and total upheaval is still merely pending.

But it's coming fast. You can sense the shadow, the darkening, the imminent and oily doom. The dinosaurs are trembling, scribbling out their wills as fast as possible. They know the end is near, the signs are all in place, as that giant $63K Toyota Land Cruiser V8 you bought just a couple years ago violently depreciates down to less than half of what you paid for it. Ouch.

Yes, the imploding petroleum economy has spoken, and this is what it said: The era of the big, happy, dumb SUV is over.

Will you celebrate? Mourn? Mark this year on your calendar with the bright red Sharpie of petro-economic ignominy mixed with the cold tears of terrified Detroit CEOs, and dash off to buy a nice scooter? Well, why not?

Twenty years. That's about how long these great and ridiculous beasts stomped the Earth without peer or predator or even much coherent justification, how long the full-sized SUV has been at the center of warped American automotive identity, giving soccer moms and frat dudes alike a false and often dangerous sense of security and capability, when all the beasts really offered was horrible mileage and appalling handling and many thousands of fiery rollover deaths, mixed with aesthetics straight from the caveman-with-a-sledgehammer school of design. Ah, we loved them well.

Shall we enjoy a brief retrospective? Because I believe it was Ford MoCo who (arguably) fired the opening salvo,...

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: energy; environment; gasprices; globalwarminghoax; morfordite; sanfranciscovalues; suv; transportation
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Morfordite Alert

You have been warned!
1 posted on 07/30/2008 7:46:30 AM PDT by SmithL
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To: SmithL

The end of the SUV? Hardly. Other predictions that sucked wind include the end of the rear wheel drive and the demise of the convertible ...


2 posted on 07/30/2008 7:48:34 AM PDT by mgc1122
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To: SmithL

Mummy HUA alert...


3 posted on 07/30/2008 7:49:18 AM PDT by xcamel (Being on the wrong track means the unintended consequences express train doesnt kill you going by)
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To: SmithL
Liberals are costing Americans economic hardships in their homes and businesses in an attempt to engineer social change.

Minorities and Children hit hardest, don't they know?

4 posted on 07/30/2008 7:49:35 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: SmithL

...made me smile...


5 posted on 07/30/2008 7:49:49 AM PDT by devane617 (we are so screwed)
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To: SmithL

Almost time to buy an Excursion.


6 posted on 07/30/2008 7:50:55 AM PDT by Paladin2 (Huma for co-president! (it ain't over 'til it's over))
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To: SmithL
I just paid off my Chevy 2500 4x4 diesel, I'll live with the high fuel cost instead of another truck payment, thank you very much.
7 posted on 07/30/2008 7:52:25 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: SmithL

How many people can an H1 Hummer seat? I’m hoping that they’ll be very reasonably priced here pretty soon.


8 posted on 07/30/2008 7:55:36 AM PDT by Sopater (A wise man's heart inclines him to the right, but a fool's heart to the left. ~ Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: mgc1122

There is a place for small fuel efficient cars and a place for SUVs and pickups. You won’t be able to load up the little fuel efficient car with the kayaks and the kids for a vacation somewhere....that’s what the SUV is for. In contrast one shouldn’t be driving the SUV just to go to the grocery store...that’s what the little hybrid or electric car will be for.


9 posted on 07/30/2008 7:57:32 AM PDT by woofer2425 (You will all be using Macs within 10 years)
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To: SmithL

I do kind of agree with him on the H2 though. Ugly and pointless.


10 posted on 07/30/2008 7:59:10 AM PDT by Mr. Blonde (You ever thought about being weird for a living?)
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To: SmithL

My SUV is paid for. I had my 14 year-old daughter run the math for me, as an exercise for her to see that the MSM was hyping us all — The math problem: Let’s say we keep our Eddie Bauer 4X4 5.8L SUV Expedition for three more years. We’ll drive it 20K a year. How much would gas have to cost (right now) in order for it to make sense that we buy a new car (now) for $24K that gets twice the gas mileage of our Expedition?

Her answer: ~$14/gal. (I got a higher number, but she got the point)

p.s. Good thing the ole’ ‘97 Mustang REAR-WHEEL DRIVE, CONVERTIBLE gets 32 MPG on the highway ;-) ... if not very quickly

Impact:


11 posted on 07/30/2008 7:59:39 AM PDT by Blueflag (Res ipsa loquitur)
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To: SmithL
Plus, five bucks a gallon is still a pittance for a large and wealthy hunk of the SUV-loving populace...

Ahh, would that Miss Morford's elitism was suffering the same fate as the SUV fleet.

What an arrogant little toad. 'Pod.

12 posted on 07/30/2008 8:02:13 AM PDT by sauropod (God created asphalt so yuppies can go four-wheeling.)
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To: Blueflag; hellinahandcart

That’s precisely the argument I’ve been making to people.


13 posted on 07/30/2008 8:04:07 AM PDT by sauropod (God created asphalt so yuppies can go four-wheeling.)
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To: SmithL

The SUV is great for people who have kids and need to take them to sporting events etc. It allows you to carpool with your neighbors and have enough room to take a lot of them in one vehicle and thus save gas, time, aggravation etc. It is also great for families that like outdoor activities with their kids. If you need to commute long distances get a commuter car(a small, inexpensive, high mileage car) so that you save on gas and also on depreciation when you put in long miles. But for active families that have kids SUVs are great. I suspect that the people who hate SUVs so much are singles, divorced and homosexuals who get bitter when they see happy families with lots of kids.


14 posted on 07/30/2008 8:04:54 AM PDT by detective
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Morford! No matter how many times you peddle your little bicycle up and down in front of your boyfriend's office... he ain't coming back! Just get in your SUV and drive away!


15 posted on 07/30/2008 8:05:20 AM PDT by avacado
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To: SmithL
Bought this on Sunday. Come to papa .......


16 posted on 07/30/2008 8:06:22 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Barack Hussein Obama=Jimmy Carter Part Douche)
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To: SmithL
I've often wondered if there has been collusion between the majors in the building industry and the liberals who want the SUV to die. Have you ever noticed that most new homes in developments rarely have enough room for one full-sized vehicle? Let alone two. Garage space is the cheapest to add because you can include it in the whole house price but don't have to put anywhere near the resources in them (rarely are they more than just sheetrocked and taped).

I see brand new homes of all sizes with barely enough garage space for two Yugos.

17 posted on 07/30/2008 8:08:00 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS
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To: SmithL

It was bound to happen sooner or later anyway. American tastes are fickle and automotive fads rarely last more than a decade. The SUV has been the vehicle du jour since the early 1990’s, but it may be time for it to join tailfin equipped behemouths, giant station wagons, and bubble-topped land yachts in the dustbin of automotive fads gone by. There were SUV’s before the 1990’s, and there will always be SUV’s produced in some capacity, but I really do think that American automotive tastes are moving on. As for my daughter, she can buy her own car.

My wife just traded her Durango for a Saturn Vue crossover. We were going to hold onto the Durango (paid for) and give it to our teenage daughter, but she grimaced when we offered it to her. Apparently SUV’s have all the cachet of a minivan with the younger generation. That fact alone dooms them (the teenagers of today will be driving the auto market in 10 years).


18 posted on 07/30/2008 8:09:21 AM PDT by Arthalion
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To: SmithL

We have an SUV and we will always have an SUV. We use it to haul things for home improvements, etc.; we use it to tow our boat; we use it as a passenger car; we use it to transport dogs (big dogs)...what car or truck can do all that. The SUV is a multipurpose vehicle, one could argue that it saves in that it serves many purposes and keeps one from having to own two vehicles.


19 posted on 07/30/2008 8:10:19 AM PDT by dawn53
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To: Arthalion

Odd. The last sentence of the first paragraph should have been at the end of the second paragraph. Not sure how I did that.


20 posted on 07/30/2008 8:11:42 AM PDT by Arthalion
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