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Iowa Fans Busted Having Sex in Metrodome Bathroom
MyFoxTwinCities.com ^ | 11/25/08 | MyFoxTwinCities.com

Posted on 11/25/2008 9:27:46 AM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo

MINNEAPOLIS -- Two Iowa football fans were caught having sex in a bathroom stall at the Metrodome during Saturday’s Minnesota-Iowa game.

According to a police report, a Metrodome security officer saw two people having sex in a handicapped stall after noticing two sets of feet with underwear dropped to the ground.

A group of 15 onlookers were gawking at the scene by the time officers broke the couple up and wrote them misdemeanor citations.

The woman, 38, was turned over to her husband. The man, 26, was turned over to his girlfriend.


TOPICS: Humor; Local News; Sports
KEYWORDS: football; iowa; scoring
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Lots of scoring ON the field that night, as well.....
1 posted on 11/25/2008 9:27:47 AM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo
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To: iowamark

;-)


2 posted on 11/25/2008 9:28:07 AM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (Read FR First.....THEN Read Drudge.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
The woman, 38, was turned over to her husband. The man, 26, was turned over to his girlfriend.

I'll bet those were two really enjoyable rides home.

L

3 posted on 11/25/2008 9:30:33 AM PST by Lurker ("America is at that awkward stage. " Claire Wolfe, call your office.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
The woman, 38, was turned over to her husband. The man, 26, was turned over to his girlfriend
Both are penalized for being offsides.
4 posted on 11/25/2008 9:31:08 AM PST by SmithL (Drill Dammit!)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

I knew there must have been something fishy going on!


5 posted on 11/25/2008 9:31:51 AM PST by MarineBrat (You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Anyone have a link to “Backfield In Motion” by Mel and Tim?


6 posted on 11/25/2008 9:32:48 AM PST by LongTimeMILurker
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To: SmithL

I had to check if this article was from the Onion! LOL!


7 posted on 11/25/2008 9:33:17 AM PST by Dr. Ursus (( commander of the simian host))
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To: Lurker

That raises the question of what the husband and girlfriend were doing.


8 posted on 11/25/2008 9:34:05 AM PST by Parley Baer
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To: Lurker

No. Doubt.


9 posted on 11/25/2008 9:36:01 AM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (Read FR First.....THEN Read Drudge.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Penalty Flag: Illegal Substitution, Illegal use of hands


10 posted on 11/25/2008 9:36:11 AM PST by stainlessbanner
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"A group of 15 onlookers were gawking at the scene by the time officers broke the couple up and wrote them misdemeanor citations."
What a way to bring em in to the game...
11 posted on 11/25/2008 9:37:58 AM PST by Dallas59 (Not My President)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Difference between wife and girlfriend?

About 45 pounds.

Difference between husband and boyfriend?

About 45 minutes.


12 posted on 11/25/2008 9:40:08 AM PST by Southern Partisan
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

BWAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAHHHHAAAA!!!!!!!


13 posted on 11/25/2008 9:40:33 AM PST by gimme1ibertee (Sarahloution!!!!!)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Oh, those cockeye Hawkeyes!


14 posted on 11/25/2008 9:41:15 AM PST by ScottinVA (Gloucester County, VA -- Standing for America! 63% for McCain-Palin on 4 Nov)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
The woman, 38, was turned over to her husband. The man, 26, was turned over to his girlfriend.

"NO! I volunteer for jail, Please!!!"

15 posted on 11/25/2008 9:41:36 AM PST by Clock King (Radical Conservatives, arise!)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Woah! And I thought it was embarrassing being caught in my truck with my husband at a Mountain Park. At least I didn’t have to explain anything to my husband afterward.


16 posted on 11/25/2008 9:42:51 AM PST by HungarianGypsy
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Personal foul. Unnecessary roughness. Spearing. 15 yards! 2nd down!


17 posted on 11/25/2008 9:45:12 AM PST by OB1kNOb (I for one will NOT welcome our new Marxist overlords, come January 20th!)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Well, the score was 55-0 wasn’t it?


18 posted on 11/25/2008 9:45:14 AM PST by TexasCajun
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“The woman, 38, was turned over to her husband. The man, 26, was turned over to his girlfriend”

I thought the constitution prohbited cruel and unusual punishment? I’d pick jail.


19 posted on 11/25/2008 9:45:31 AM PST by DemonDeac
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
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20 posted on 11/25/2008 9:49:09 AM PST by JRios1968 (Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin' about!)
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