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Iowa Fans Busted Having Sex in Metrodome Bathroom
MyFoxTwinCities.com ^
| 11/25/08
| MyFoxTwinCities.com
Posted on 11/25/2008 9:27:46 AM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo
MINNEAPOLIS -- Two Iowa football fans were caught having sex in a bathroom stall at the Metrodome during Saturdays Minnesota-Iowa game.
According to a police report, a Metrodome security officer saw two people having sex in a handicapped stall after noticing two sets of feet with underwear dropped to the ground.
A group of 15 onlookers were gawking at the scene by the time officers broke the couple up and wrote them misdemeanor citations.
The woman, 38, was turned over to her husband. The man, 26, was turned over to his girlfriend.
TOPICS: Humor; Local News; Sports
KEYWORDS: football; iowa; scoring
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Lots of scoring ON the field that night, as well.....
To: iowamark
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posted on
11/25/2008 9:28:07 AM PST
by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(Read FR First.....THEN Read Drudge.)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
The woman, 38, was turned over to her husband. The man, 26, was turned over to his girlfriend. I'll bet those were two really enjoyable rides home.
L
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posted on
11/25/2008 9:30:33 AM PST
by
Lurker
("America is at that awkward stage. " Claire Wolfe, call your office.)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
The woman, 38, was turned over to her husband. The man, 26, was turned over to his girlfriend
Both are penalized for being offsides.
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posted on
11/25/2008 9:31:08 AM PST
by
SmithL
(Drill Dammit!)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
I knew there must have been something fishy going on!
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posted on
11/25/2008 9:31:51 AM PST
by
MarineBrat
(You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Anyone have a link to “Backfield In Motion” by Mel and Tim?
To: SmithL
I had to check if this article was from the Onion! LOL!
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posted on
11/25/2008 9:33:17 AM PST
by
Dr. Ursus
(( commander of the simian host))
To: Lurker
That raises the question of what the husband and girlfriend were doing.
To: Lurker
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posted on
11/25/2008 9:36:01 AM PST
by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(Read FR First.....THEN Read Drudge.)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Penalty Flag: Illegal Substitution, Illegal use of hands
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
"A group of 15 onlookers were gawking at the scene by the time officers broke the couple up and wrote them misdemeanor citations."
What a way to bring em in to the game...
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posted on
11/25/2008 9:37:58 AM PST
by
Dallas59
(Not My President)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Difference between wife and girlfriend?
About 45 pounds.
Difference between husband and boyfriend?
About 45 minutes.
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
BWAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAHHHHAAAA!!!!!!!
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posted on
11/25/2008 9:40:33 AM PST
by
gimme1ibertee
(Sarahloution!!!!!)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Oh, those cockeye Hawkeyes!
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posted on
11/25/2008 9:41:15 AM PST
by
ScottinVA
(Gloucester County, VA -- Standing for America! 63% for McCain-Palin on 4 Nov)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
The woman, 38, was turned over to her husband. The man, 26, was turned over to his girlfriend."NO! I volunteer for jail, Please!!!"
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posted on
11/25/2008 9:41:36 AM PST
by
Clock King
(Radical Conservatives, arise!)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Woah! And I thought it was embarrassing being caught in my truck with my husband at a Mountain Park. At least I didn’t have to explain anything to my husband afterward.
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Personal foul. Unnecessary roughness. Spearing. 15 yards! 2nd down!
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posted on
11/25/2008 9:45:12 AM PST
by
OB1kNOb
(I for one will NOT welcome our new Marxist overlords, come January 20th!)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Well, the score was 55-0 wasn’t it?
To: SmithL
“The woman, 38, was turned over to her husband. The man, 26, was turned over to his girlfriend”
I thought the constitution prohbited cruel and unusual punishment? I’d pick jail.
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
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posted on
11/25/2008 9:49:09 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin' about!)
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