Posted on 12/09/2008 11:44:33 AM PST by TexCon
Had a few too many at the clubhouse before hitting the first nine…?
The fountain continually fluidly flowing near the green making you somewhat cross-legged…?
Drank a few too many beers and now you’re playing golf with a popped collar while hitting on the refreshments chick and trying not to piss yourself…?
Have you ran way too often to the “concealed” protection of the nearby woods only to find the pair behind you thinking you’re strangely signaling them to play through…?
Meet the UroClub (THIS IS NOT A JOKE). “The only club in your bag guaranteed to keep you out of the woods!”
(Excerpt) Read more at texdozier.com ...
What next? A golf bag you can put all of your c**p in?
These people were hitting the South Florida sports radio airwaves hard a few months ago.
I thought it was a disgusting product. Can’t you go behind a tree?
I thought that was what those little holes were for in the green, they even marked them with a flag~!
Don’t even get me started on the ball washers, why do they
mount them so high???
Not NEARLY enough. Those of us, who, uh, snuck into the girls dorm in college know that the average "go" was about 1 and 3/4 beer bottles. That's about 20 ounces...this thing is about just enough to fill up AND get pee all over yourself.
Talk about p!$$ing your time away...
From the looks of the picture, the handle is too small, personally speaking.
Too many drunks at the local golf courses. I used to post on a golf web site with forums. I got banned for bitching about drunks and gamblers at golf courses.
The UroClub — The Club to Use When You Can’t Control Your Putter...
Talk about creating your own water hazard!
That could get messy if somebody gets mad and smashes one of his clubs.
Wouldn’t a golf club half filled with “returned beer” actually improve your swing...sort of like a water bat in baseball?
Just pour the beer directly into the handle...its quicker that way and there’s less chance of making a mess of your self.
Perhaps, but I'll bet ya if the cap flies off in the backswing and gives every to your left a free golden shower, you're not going to keep very many friends.
Yeah, it was posted...
It looks like the capacity is totally inadequate.
Haha! Completely agree...
Ain’t a problem with us tall folks!
What they ought to do is just make it a tube that runs all the way down to the ground. Still ... disgusting product anyway.
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