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ZEROBAMA, AMERICA'S FIRST BASTARD PERESIDENT
Vanity | February 14, 2009 | Gargantua

Posted on 02/14/2009 12:54:12 AM PST by Gargantua

ZEROBAMA, AMERICA’S FIRST BASTARD PRESIDENT

By Gargantua

Just reading this headline might give one the misimpression that the author is referring only to the idea that every other president of the United States had sprung forth from a legally sanctioned, morally upright union between two married (man and woman) parents.

Underlying that easy assumption, however, is a cretin so cynical, so wicked, so smug and heinous that he could actually place his hand upon a bible and swear an oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America even as he pays princely sums to a team of lawyers to subvert that Constitution before the United States’ Supreme Court.

A bastard, indeed.

To refuse to produce his long form, vault-copy birth certificate in order to answer the oft-repeated questions concerning his place of birth is to actively deny two things:

1). The authority and validity of the same Constitution he has just sworn to uphold and defend…

and

2). The right of the people to know and have reasonable assurance that the man who would be president is also a man who legally could be president.

The audacity of arrogance such as has never been seen before parades before, alongside and after this bastard like a sandwich sign shouting “Screw you, you useless idiots!” “I won, so go to hell!”

That this insistence upon making a showy mockery of both The Public Trust and The Law of The Land is an impeachable offense… as his first act in office, no less… is something that would certainly shame all but the most hardened, nay, committed of bastards.

The good news is that bastards all over America can now grow up knowing that, one day, if they lie, cheat, steal and swindle hard enough, they too may get to be president! Just kidding. The real good news is that when he is finally run out of office, whether for crimes already committed, or for those he will continue to foist upon a gullible and richly deserving nation of, by and large, imbeciles (who swoon and fawn and get leg tingles when he talks), America can overturn all his anti-American presidential orders, terrorist pardons, biggest-bastard-in-history spending bills, etc.

For the time being, we’ll just have to find solace in the fact that America has claim to the world’s biggest..., and it’s own first… bastard president.


TOPICS: Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bastard; birthcertificate; first; president; zerobama
I'll bring the feathers, fetch the hot tar and a crowd with some pitchforks...

;-/

1 posted on 02/14/2009 12:54:12 AM PST by Gargantua
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To: Gargantua

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_William_Jefferson_Blythe_JR_President_Bill_Clinton’s_real_father


2 posted on 02/14/2009 1:14:58 AM PST by Mojave (Barack Obama is a joke)
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To: Gargantua
Calling someone a bastard and a "peresident" in the headline is bound to generate hits.
3 posted on 02/14/2009 1:32:37 AM PST by Obamageddon (Birth certificate and college transcripts will be required for Federal employment, Mr. Soetero)
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To: Gargantua; MeekOneGOP; BOBTHENAILER; gonzo; pissant; Calpernia; potlatch; devolve

4 posted on 02/14/2009 1:47:42 AM PST by PhilDragoo (Hussein: Islamo-Commie from Kenya)
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To: Gargantua
I like what you say.

However...the spellchecker is yer buddy.
5 posted on 02/14/2009 2:42:26 AM PST by Tainan (Where's my FOF Indicator?)
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To: Gargantua
How unfair.

Bill Clinton was a bastard too!

Most of the Democrats in the Senate are bastards. Not to be outdone, there are at least three Republicrat bastards there as well.

6 posted on 02/14/2009 4:46:58 AM PST by IbJensen (In 2008, Americans foolishly used their freedom to vote for “chains” not “change.”)
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To: Tainan

nitpicker


7 posted on 02/14/2009 4:47:36 AM PST by IbJensen (In 2008, Americans foolishly used their freedom to vote for “chains” not “change.”)
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To: Gargantua
The word “bastard” in current usage takes on a whole new meaning. We had a movie featuring a character with the name Fat Bastard that was comedy. “Bastard” now means what, just a nasty person?

In 2005, according to the National Center for Health Statistics, the out-of-wedlock birth rate among non-Hispanic whites was 25.3 percent and the rate among non-Hispanic blacks was almost 70 percent.

Given that, according to many sources, more than 80% of blacks voted for UhBama, its an easy call to conclude that he won the Black bastard vote.

(We'll put aside that UhBama is a self-selected “black” having told us in his autobiography that he struggled with his biracial identity before settling the matter for himself. Given his self-described race, and since no court records have been forthcoming that show when he changed his name to the current one, he is the ultimate self-made bastard. Not only should his election settle the race issue, but the bastard issue too!)

Yet what does this say about our culture? First that the circumstances of a person's birth should not constrain his ability to reach his maximum potential. But most importantly, it says that in large segments of our society, children are being conceived by single women. Studies abound that demonstrate that male children who are raised without a stable father in the home have a significantly higher rates of low performance and higher rates of being arrested for violent crimes than males raised with a stable father and mother.

So, in a roundabout way, the cultural stigma attached to “bastards” is shown to have had a basis in fact, even as we recoil from the implications of blanket prejudice that it implies.

8 posted on 02/14/2009 5:05:54 AM PST by theBuckwheat
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To: PhilDragoo

I like the way your name appears to be just starting the effects of a nice right upper-cut to the jaw.


9 posted on 02/14/2009 5:31:02 AM PST by BOBTHENAILER (One by one, in small groups or in whole armies, we don't care how we do it, but we're gonna getcha)
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To: Mojave

I was gonna say...


10 posted on 02/14/2009 5:53:50 AM PST by metesky (My retirement fund is holding steady @ $.05 a can.)
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To: Gargantua

A USURPER indeed!!!! What else can you expect from a lying crypto-marxist of a counterfeit Alinskyite POTUS from the most corrupt environs of leftist Chicago gutter politics, who MAY be an illegal alien, who has by my count told 168 LIES on the campaign trail that are at variance with the factual record, has the abortion policy of a Nazi, committed 4 violations of the Logan Act, has taken illegal foreign campaign money, is beholden to the most corrupt national political organization outside of the DemocRAT party itself, ACORN, spent 20 years inhaling the poisonous miasma that emanated from his racist, hate filled anti-American pastor, whose primary seminal philosophical influences were all radicals of one stripe or other, believes that the constitution is a flawed document because judges cannot break it free of the constraints placed upon it by the founders, is more concerned with protecting the rights of terrorists that the security of the US, wants to redistribute wealth in a Fabian socialist or Soviet manner, whose administration has more scandal in the first fortnight than the average presidency has in 4 years, is a committed gun grabber, and is the most inveterate political liar that I have EVER seen in my life.


11 posted on 02/14/2009 11:49:56 AM PST by DMZFrank
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To: IbJensen

A USURPER indeed!!!! What else can you expect from a lying crypto-marxist of a counterfeit Alinskyite POTUS from the most corrupt environs of leftist Chicago gutter politics, who MAY be an illegal alien, who has by my count told 168 LIES on the campaign trail that are at variance with the factual record, has the abortion policy of a Nazi, committed 4 violations of the Logan Act, has taken illegal foreign campaign money, is beholden to the most corrupt national political organization outside of the DemocRAT party itself, ACORN, spent 20 years inhaling the poisonous miasma that emanated from his racist, hate filled anti-American pastor, whose primary seminal philosophical influences were all radicals of one stripe or other, believes that the constitution is a flawed document because judges cannot break it free of the constraints placed upon it by the founders, is more concerned with protecting the rights of terrorists that the security of the US, wants to redistribute wealth in a Fabian socialist or Soviet manner, whose administration has more scandal in the first fortnight than the average presidency has in 4 years, is a committed gun grabber, and is the most inveterate political liar that I have EVER seen in my life.


12 posted on 02/14/2009 11:51:08 AM PST by DMZFrank
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To: theBuckwheat

You said: But most importantly, it says that in large segments of our society, children are being conceived by single women. Studies abound that demonstrate that male children who are raised without a stable father in the home have a significantly higher rates of low performance and higher rates of being arrested for violent crimes than males raised with a stable father and mother.


Indeed, we live in a society where fathers are shunned and where “family courts” seek to reduce Dad to a child support check each month for mothers to spend “as they see fit” (which rarely means spending for anything related to the children.) We live in a society where “family courts” steal children from loving fathers (yes, some dads are scum—as are some moms) and thereby ruin children and any chance
children having the guidance and steering that only a loving Dad can provide.

Society is warped... not sure we’ll fix the problem until there’s a men’s movement on par with the women’s movement in the ‘60s and ‘70s.


13 posted on 11/21/2010 1:57:58 AM PST by racesarabhorses
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