Posted on 04/19/2009 6:06:45 PM PDT by EdnaMode
BREAKING NEWS: Janeane Garofalo has showered By Hugh Ken Knott B. Sirius
In a shocking turn of events, leftist comedienne/actress/activist Janeane Garofalo has showered and shampooed her hair. Sources tell us the diminutive Garofalo showered this morning, after friends grew tired of her strange body odor and perfume.
“I told Janeane enough is enough. I said, girl, this is my shower. Shower, this is Janeane. I even let her use my baby’s body wash and shampoo because I thought that she might have a bad reaction after not showering for a while,” said 24 co-star and friend Mary Lynn Rajskub.
“We were so tired of smelling her foul stench every time she walked onto the set of 24,” said 24 costar Annie Wersching. “This is a wonderful day.”
Garofalo replied. “People were always telling me to shower, so I did. It was okay, I guess. I might take another one sometime
Maybe there will be a similar story next year?
Yeah, good one.
Why do we know this is a true story about this wretched, demented Anti_American Liberal Rat?
Hmm, maybe she out to gargle with the perfume, seeing as how her mouth is always spewing crap.
Is it true Jeane is nicknamed “The Foul Tuna?”
This is hugh and series, my beeber is stuned. It is obvious that “All her base belong to us” and we need to “Mark our time.”
once a year whether she needs it or not!
Front on, she reminds me of the AFLAC duck.
I don’t think you can clean that crap.
Whats a beeber
ping
LOLOLOL!
I was reading through the comments and saw your post...had to go check out who looked like the AFLAC duck...sure enough you’re right, especially regarding that particular picture, only it’s cute on the duck.
I laughed out loud. Husband wanted to know what was so funny.
Just old Free Republic inside joke. We’ve had a bunch of crazy posts in the past, one disaster thread in particular, that I was on the thread, some lady was worried one of her loved ones could have been in the tragedy. She actually asked us to ping her, because she needed to take a shower. That’s why I threw in....
...Another bad post where beeper was spelled beeber, and stunned was spelled stuned.
Now, if she’ll just do something about her breath.
I am still not watching 24 I haven’t watched it since she has been on because I just can’t believe her doing anything that looks like she is trying to help our country.
Oops I forgot I am dumb there is something wrong with my mind according to her.
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