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Russian Tourists Have Sex With a Porcupine (Florida)
pravda.com ^
| 5-18-09
| pravda
Posted on 05/19/2009 3:24:37 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB
Two Russian tourists paid a very high price for breaking the American law which bans sex with porcupines.
Staying in Florida on vacation, two Russians from Saint Petersburg decided to check whether they are able to circumvent such an unusual law or not.
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TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bestiality; celebrateperversity; fl; florida; floriduh; napl; porcupine; russia; russian; sexlaws
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vodka is the magic stupid elixir
To: WOBBLY BOB
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posted on
05/19/2009 3:26:09 PM PDT
by
rabscuttle385
("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
To: WOBBLY BOB
“Thou Shalt Not Bugger Porcupines” may be a law of the State of Florida, but far more importantly it’s a Law of Nature.
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posted on
05/19/2009 3:26:23 PM PDT
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: ArrogantBustard
I would have liked to see that...lol
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posted on
05/19/2009 3:27:17 PM PDT
by
DonaldC
To: WOBBLY BOB
That was a prickly situation!
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posted on
05/19/2009 3:28:06 PM PDT
by
Kolb
("Man is not free unless government is limited." - Ronald Reagan)
To: WOBBLY BOB
Having sobered up the following morning the friends realized that they need medical help.
Hence the law decreeing no sex with porcupines,it just makes good sense.
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posted on
05/19/2009 3:28:08 PM PDT
by
linn37
To: WOBBLY BOB; Lazamataz; martin_fierro
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posted on
05/19/2009 3:28:10 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
(Barack Hussein Obama yunikku khinaaziir)
To: ArrogantBustard
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posted on
05/19/2009 3:28:12 PM PDT
by
OneWingedShark
(Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
This could lead to some thorny international repercussions.
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posted on
05/19/2009 3:28:25 PM PDT
by
Islander7
(If you want to anger conservatives, lie to them. If you want to anger liberals, tell them the truth.)
To: DonaldC
This story needs some romantic music say “Stuck on you” or maybe “Love Hurts”?
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posted on
05/19/2009 3:28:37 PM PDT
by
Kartographer
(".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
To: WOBBLY BOB
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posted on
05/19/2009 3:30:32 PM PDT
by
andy58-in-nh
(You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
Okay, I have just one question:
...Why?
And “they were drunk” doesn’t cut it. I’ve been roaring, and I’ve never remotely wanted to have sex with something that can prick me more and harder than I can prick it.
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posted on
05/19/2009 3:31:57 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: WOBBLY BOB
Saint Petersberg, Russia or STPG, Florida?
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posted on
05/19/2009 3:32:29 PM PDT
by
TypeZoNegative
(Pro life & Vegan because I respect all life, Republican because our enemies don't respect ours.)
To: andy58-in-nh
they were a couple of pricks.
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posted on
05/19/2009 3:32:40 PM PDT
by
WOBBLY BOB
(ACORN:American Corruption for Obama Right Now)
To: WOBBLY BOB
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posted on
05/19/2009 3:33:17 PM PDT
by
Vaquero
("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
To: WOBBLY BOB
They need a law against that?
To: WOBBLY BOB
What is amazing is that two porcupines can have sex at all.
The male starts the process by dousing the female in his urine. If this helps wets down the spines or just gets them both in the mood is subject to debate.
The female also has to get in the correct position for the act, as one might imagine there is no such thing as porcupine rape.
The male, after insemination, leaves behind a waxy plug, making the task of the NEXT male porcupine even more difficult.
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posted on
05/19/2009 3:34:01 PM PDT
by
allmendream
("Wealth is EARNED not distributed, so how could it be redistributed?")
To: WOBBLY BOB
porcupine is the name I give to certain women.
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posted on
05/19/2009 3:34:16 PM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
((B.?) Hussein (Obama?Soetoro?Dunham?) Change America Will Die From.)
To: Kartographer
This story needs some romantic music say “Stuck on you” or maybe “Love Hurts”?
LOL . . LOL . . LOL
Thanks for that!
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posted on
05/19/2009 3:34:46 PM PDT
by
bethybabes69
(Reichstag Flu, coming to a town near you, right before the revolution is planned to commence!)
To: RansomOttawa
Well, it’s obvious they weren’t muslim russians...
cause they did it with a PORK-upine.
haha.ha.
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posted on
05/19/2009 3:36:13 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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