achieved with the dumbbell ring.
Posted on 09/25/2009 8:37:50 AM PDT by Chet 99
n a case of do-it-yourself male enhancement gone awry, a local man had to be hospitalized after a metal dumbbell ring became stuck on his penis and caused the organ to swell to five times its normal size, authorities report.
The incident, first reported by the Daily Pilot, began with the man’s ill-conceived attempt to enlarge his penis and ended Tuesday in a Newport Beach hospital room, where rescuers sawed the ring away and spared the man’s member.
Keith Jones, deputy fire chief in Costa Mesa, said the ring had been stuck below the belt for as many as three days, and that the man initially resisted treatment. “This was a patient that was obviously having some other issues,” Jones said.
The man, described as middle-aged, eventually relented and allowed city urban rescue experts to remove the ring in a two-hour, ultra-delicate procedure involving a pneumatic chisel that sent sparks flying around the operating room, Jones said.
(Excerpt) Read more at ocregister.com ...
No picures, please!!!
another “Hold Muh Beer” moment
... in a jar of formaldehyde?
Hey buddy, can you spot me?
Okay, now for the question everyone is dying to ask - did it stay 5x larger afterward? LOL
Hey Chet - is there a pitbull involved in this story in anyway?
Mrs Wardaddy was curious as to where these particular dumbells can be purchased Chet. Any idea?
Sounds like he was attempting a do-it-yourself “foreskin restoration”, rather than penis enlargement as the article implies.
THREE DAYS of A huge penis!!!!
Sparks flying around while they tried to get it off his member.
Was his mate worth it?
My penis once swelled to 3 times and I passed out from loss of blood to the brain.
These dumbells cannot be purchased, but are apparently born every day in America.
Any bets as to whether the editor tried as hard as possible to get “dumbbell” in the title?
The bigger they are the harder they fall. *clunk*
Excerpt:
The man’s condition isn’t known, but Jones said it appeared he remained fully intact. “I know (rescuers) felt that what they had to do, they did it effectively,” he said.
Contact the writer: 949-553-2921 or joverley@ocregister.com
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You rub them they turn into suitcases
That guys nuts.
This is one of the cleanest dirty joke threads in a long time :)
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