Man's penis saved after getting stuck in dumbbell ring

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[wardaddy]

they can even get elected to Congress

[wastedyears]

Leno made a joke out of this last night, pretty funny.

[aruanan]

Man's penis saved after getting stuck in dumbbell ring

That's not how you practice the clean and jerk technique.

[txroadkill]

Can somebody explain to me why we are against death panels?

[right way right]

What is a dumbell ring?

[outhousepatrol]

So, he goes off half cocked, invents this pubic hair brained scheme, and ends up quintuple sized for a short period of time.

What a country!

[crymeariver]

I was shocked at Leno’s joke. He said the man didn’t remove the ring for three days because after a day his P turned black and he saw that as a sign that it was working. Leno then turned to his black band leader and said “is that a racist joke?” The band leader replied “we dont mind that kind of racist joke”...very funny buy just imagine if that joke was said by a Republican or conservative comedian.

[MrDem]

to remove the ring in a two-hour, ultra-delicate procedure involving a pneumatic chisel that sent sparks flying around the operating room, Jones said. That was dumb. A dremel tool with a small carbide wheel would have done the job in minutes.

[La Lydia]

“This was a patient that was obviously having some other issues.”

[RexBeach]

“Hold mah beer.”

[tumblindice]

“a pneumatic chisel that sent sparks flying around the operating room”

When I hit the ground you could hear the sound
And see the sparks a country mile.
End over end I began to spin
But the ball started runnin’ wild.
But it was too late as I met my fate
And the ball started gettin’ hot.
But through the sparks and the flame I knew that the claim
Of the Master of Sparks was gone.

Anyone who has never pulled a boner, cast the first stone.

[Nervous Tick]

>> What is a dumbell ring?

That’s what Donald Trump gave Marla Maples.

[libh8er]

My penis once swelled to 3 times and I passed out from loss of blood to the brain.

Mine will do it at normal size if I don't keep it artificially compressed.

[earlJam]

Dumbells?

Maybe he was getting conditioned for a PowerBall championship.

[tflabo]

Dumbells to dumballs. Call it the ‘Atlas Shag’.

[right way right]

LOL! She is blond too as I remember.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

An acetylene cutting torch would have been faster!

[Yo-Yo]

Maybe he was training to be a one-armed Violinist?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD1Cl1L8WFQ

[downtownconservative]

Yeah, but a dremel would have heated the metal more than a chisel. I’m sure that’s why they proceeded as they did.

What’s that condition warned about in the Viagra ads...that can lead to permanent damage? Wouldn’t this be much worse? Could the guy even take a leak? Just wondering.

[Americanwolf]

I would really hate to be the poor guy when the circulation returns and he regains feeling in his friend.... the pins and needles would be terrible after 3 days...