Posted on 09/25/2009 8:37:50 AM PDT by Chet 99
n a case of do-it-yourself male enhancement gone awry, a local man had to be hospitalized after a metal dumbbell ring became stuck on his penis and caused the organ to swell to five times its normal size, authorities report.
The incident, first reported by the Daily Pilot, began with the mans ill-conceived attempt to enlarge his penis and ended Tuesday in a Newport Beach hospital room, where rescuers sawed the ring away and spared the mans member.
Keith Jones, deputy fire chief in Costa Mesa, said the ring had been stuck below the belt for as many as three days, and that the man initially resisted treatment. This was a patient that was obviously having some other issues, Jones said.
The man, described as middle-aged, eventually relented and allowed city urban rescue experts to remove the ring in a two-hour, ultra-delicate procedure involving a pneumatic chisel that sent sparks flying around the operating room, Jones said.
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they can even get elected to Congress
Leno made a joke out of this last night, pretty funny.
What is a dumbell ring?
So, he goes off half cocked, invents this pubic hair brained scheme, and ends up quintuple sized for a short period of time.
What a country!
I was shocked at Leno’s joke. He said the man didn’t remove the ring for three days because after a day his P turned black and he saw that as a sign that it was working. Leno then turned to his black band leader and said “is that a racist joke?” The band leader replied “we dont mind that kind of racist joke”...very funny buy just imagine if that joke was said by a Republican or conservative comedian.
“Hold mah beer.”
“a pneumatic chisel that sent sparks flying around the operating room”
When I hit the ground you could hear the sound
And see the sparks a country mile.
End over end I began to spin
But the ball started runnin’ wild.
But it was too late as I met my fate
And the ball started gettin’ hot.
But through the sparks and the flame I knew that the claim
Of the Master of Sparks was gone.
Anyone who has never pulled a boner, cast the first stone.
>> What is a dumbell ring?
That’s what Donald Trump gave Marla Maples.
Mine will do it at normal size if I don't keep it artificially compressed.
Dumbells?
Maybe he was getting conditioned for a PowerBall championship.
Dumbells to dumballs. Call it the ‘Atlas Shag’.
LOL! She is blond too as I remember.
An acetylene cutting torch would have been faster!
Yeah, but a dremel would have heated the metal more than a chisel. I’m sure that’s why they proceeded as they did.
What’s that condition warned about in the Viagra ads...that can lead to permanent damage? Wouldn’t this be much worse? Could the guy even take a leak? Just wondering.
I would really hate to be the poor guy when the circulation returns and he regains feeling in his friend.... the pins and needles would be terrible after 3 days...
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