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Man's penis saved after getting stuck in dumbbell ring
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Posted on 09/25/2009 8:37:50 AM PDT by Chet 99
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posted on
09/25/2009 8:37:50 AM PDT
by
Chet 99
To: Chet 99
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posted on
09/25/2009 8:38:48 AM PDT
by
JimmyMc
To: Chet 99
another “Hold Muh Beer” moment
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posted on
09/25/2009 8:38:51 AM PDT
by
Americanwolf
(Did you fart?...... No?.....whats that smell?.........The democrat party rotting from within!!!...)
To: Chet 99
... in a jar of formaldehyde?
To: Chet 99
Hey buddy, can you spot me?
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posted on
09/25/2009 8:39:51 AM PDT
by
Corin Stormhands
("Failed Obama Administration" (TM))
To: Chet 99
Okay, now for the question everyone is dying to ask - did it stay 5x larger afterward? LOL
To: Chet 99
Hey Chet - is there a pitbull involved in this story in anyway?
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posted on
09/25/2009 8:40:55 AM PDT
by
Frantzie
(Do we want ACORN running America's healthcare?)
To: Chet 99
a metal dumbbell ring became stuck on his penis and caused the organ to swell to five times its normal size Mrs Wardaddy was curious as to where these particular dumbells can be purchased Chet. Any idea?
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posted on
09/25/2009 8:41:33 AM PDT
by
wardaddy
To: Chet 99
Sounds like he was attempting a do-it-yourself “foreskin restoration”, rather than penis enlargement as the article implies.
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posted on
09/25/2009 8:41:45 AM PDT
by
Boogieman
To: Chet 99
THREE DAYS of A huge penis!!!!
Sparks flying around while they tried to get it off his member.
Was his mate worth it?
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posted on
09/25/2009 8:42:35 AM PDT
by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: Chet 99
My penis once swelled to 3 times and I passed out from loss of blood to the brain.
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posted on
09/25/2009 8:43:13 AM PDT
by
nufsed
(Release the birth certificate, passport, and school records.)
To: wardaddy
Mrs Wardaddy was curious as to where these particular dumbells can be purchased Chet. Any idea? These dumbells cannot be purchased, but are apparently born every day in America.
To: Chet 99
Any bets as to whether the editor tried as hard as possible to get “dumbbell” in the title?
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posted on
09/25/2009 8:43:46 AM PDT
by
raybbr
(It's going to get a lot worse now that the anchor babies are voting!)
To: Chet 99
The bigger they are the harder they fall. *clunk*
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posted on
09/25/2009 8:44:06 AM PDT
by
ReneeLynn
(Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black.)
To: Chet 99
Dim bulb attaches dumbbell to little filament.
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posted on
09/25/2009 8:44:26 AM PDT
by
dforest
(Who is the real Jim Thompson? I am.)
To: Chet 99
Excerpt:
The man’s condition isn’t known, but Jones said it appeared he remained fully intact. “I know (rescuers) felt that what they had to do, they did it effectively,” he said.
Contact the writer: 949-553-2921 or joverley@ocregister.com
(For further information!)
;)
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posted on
09/25/2009 8:44:47 AM PDT
by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: Boogieman
So I knew this Rabbi, he would save the forskins dry them and make wallets out of them
You rub them they turn into suitcases
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posted on
09/25/2009 8:45:35 AM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi Mom ;))
To: Chet 99
To: Chet 99
While definitely a dangerous endeavor, amazing results can be
achieved with the dumbbell ring.
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posted on
09/25/2009 8:47:09 AM PDT
by
avacado
To: al baby
This is one of the cleanest dirty joke threads in a long time :)
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posted on
09/25/2009 8:47:28 AM PDT
by
Americanwolf
(Did you fart?...... No?.....whats that smell?.........The democrat party rotting from within!!!...)
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