Man's penis saved after getting stuck in dumbbell ring

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[dragonblustar]

No picures, please!!!

Kill joy!!!

[Political Junkie Too]

What is a dumbell ring?

I'm guessing here... but it may either be the hole in the middle of a free weight, or it is the ring that locks the free weight onto the bar.

-PJ

[outhousepatrol]

My brother, when he was about 10, would sneak around with his friends, and window peek.

People drunk, fighting, the usual domestic stuff.

There was a local bait shop, the owner was a switch hitter, married, but he did like guys as well. Also, according to my brother, he was “fish lover.”

He kept a large tank full of chubs and other bait fish for sale. ONE TANK HELD LARGE TRAINED CARP.

According to my brother, he wood strip naked, put dough ball on his “member”, and GO FISHING! lol

One winter a large storm caused severe power outages. The highly trained carp froze to death!

[right way right]

? Had to google.

http://gymgems.com/Merchant5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=GG&Product_Code=G04&Category_Code=7R

[fivecatsandadog]

bolony

[tflabo]

[6SJ7]

The man, described as middle-aged, eventually relented and allowed city urban rescue experts to remove the ring in a two-hour, ultra-delicate procedure involving a pneumatic chisel that sent sparks flying around the operating room, Jones said.

"I said, call Dr. House; not This Old House!"

[AngelesCrestHighway]

“....caused the organ to swell to five times its normal size,....”

Looks like he got his male enhancement!

[Political Junkie Too]

Thanks! Was I wrong!! It's literally a finger ring in the shape of a dumbbell.

-PJ

[netmilsmom]

I have to tell you. That video made me laugh harder than I have in a long time. Thanks!

[Americanwolf]

yeah but the skin permently stretched and it looks like a floopy deflated circus ballon..

[Bigg Red]

Another example of the kind of dirtbags and morons our poor policemen and EMTs have to endure.

[cranked]

This guy deserved to lose his penis....fortunate for him, such did not occur. A psych eval would be prudent for this individual.

[mikrofon]

That's not how you practice the clean and jerk technique

I think afterwards he expected to do the snatch...

[massgopguy]

When you regained consciousness was there a Blue Ribbon tied on it?

[JoeProBono]

[pabianice]

The alternative is to put an air hose up one’s bum and turn it to 120 psi. Should increase penis size.

[nufsed]

Gold medal.

To tell you the truth, I was once charged with rape, but when the judge viewed the evidence it was driopped to assault with a dead weapon.

[nufsed]

My compliments.

[Liberty Valance]

Yeah baby