Caption the Control Queen (barf alert!)

[Lucky9teen]

President Barack Obama, right talks with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., and Majority Whip James Clyburn, D-S.C., left, after meeting with House Democrats about health care on Capitol Hill in Washington, Saturday, Nov. 7, 2009.


U.S. Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (C), Majority Leader Steny Hoyer (D-MD) (L) and Majority Whip James Clyburn (D-SC) leave after a news conference about the House vote on health care reform on Capitol Hill in Washington November 7, 2009. The U.S. House of Representatives approved a sweeping healthcare reform bill on Saturday, backing the biggest health policy changes in four decades and handing President Barack Obama a crucial victory.

[Lucky9teen]

Yuk it up, you evil C&*t! Yuk it up....you just signed your pink slip.

[Lucky9teen]

Nancy tries her death stare to hypnotize Hoyer

[Allegra]

"Look what I found in my nose, you guys!"

[smokingfrog]

Is that creep Waxman staring at my @ss again?

[SueRae]

bullseye..

[JenB987]

I can say many very mean and evil things about this witch, but I’ll just say this: Her boobs sag.

[Core_Conservative]

I wouldn’t even know where to start - such vitriol on one page - it is amazing my flat screen didn’t dissolve into nothingness.

[tioga]

they don’t make silicone like they used to

[a fool in paradise]

Nancy Pelosi no longer goes to the plastic surgeon to tighten her saggy face. She just takes off her bra and lets gravity do the work.

[a fool in paradise]

Pelosi: "Most ethical Congress in history...mwah hah hah ha! Even I can't say that with a straight face!!!"

[OB1kNOb]

The Grand Madam of the Congressional Political Whorehouse and her Pimps.

[JenB987]

All that time and money she puts into plastic surgery and botox, you’d think she’d pay a little attention to the girls, too.

[ErnBatavia]

Pinging with request for a “rack adjustment”...

[montyspython]

Exactly, looks like a couple of oranges in a pair of pantyhose.

[BooBoo1000]

Easy Boys, Easy, this passage means nothing, zip, Nada, the actual fight will come up in the Senate. Senator Hatch says the Health bill will never pass. Get your ducks lined up for the fight in the Senate. Max Bacus never had an original thought in his life, and Harry Reid, is just about to get his comeuppance. Please note how OJerko ia staying away from any public association with this bill. He is the kiss of death. So just hunker down and wait, the fat lady doesn't even have her costume on yet. As General Zukov said to Prince Andrew in “ War and Peace” “ What have they brought us to”???

[Semper Mark]

The kiss of Judas-es.

[TLI]

Can't wait till they lose the majority and she is running around and around the podium of The House clutching the gavel screeching MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!

[End_Clintonism_Now]

[Mengerian]

This dialogue From the movie “Airplane” seems fitting:

First Jive Dude: S*!t, maaaaan. That honky muf’ be messin’ mah old lady... got to be runnin’ cold upside down his head, you know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home’, I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo’ big rap up on you, man!
First Jive Dude: I say hey, sky... subba say I wan’ see...
Second Jive Dude: Uh-huh.
First Jive Dude: ...pray to J I did the same ol’ same ol’!
Second Jive Dude: Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in’, man!
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak ‘em...
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: ...leg ‘er down a smack ‘em yak ‘em!
First Jive Dude: COL’ got to be! Y’know? Sh*!t.

[a fool in paradise]

Pelosi is still a lying powermad hypocrite violating her boast of running an ethical Congress OVER what came before (the GOP Congress)...

Pelosiquote: "To see the Republicans today run rough-shot, rigging the rules, no reading of the bill, is an outrage, it's an absolute outrage"

Flashback: Pelosi Says Not Giving Members 3 Days To Read The Bill Is An "Absolute Outrage" (Video) (11/7/09)