Why We Need To Start Slapping People Again

Ridiculopathy ^ | 12/7/09 | Phil Boisenbottom

[BamaAndy]

Let them start it—I know many who are just waiting for the opportunity to defend themselves against physical attack. They’re not stupid—they’re well informed about what is going on in this country with leftists—we say, go ahead and slap.

[astyanax]

If you got slapped every time you posted ridiculous garbage like this you’d be too disoriented to post crap like this...
Hmm, maybe the author has a point.

[BamaAndy]

Let them start it—I know many who are just waiting for the opportunity to defend themselves against physical attack. They’re not stupid—they’re well informed about what is going on in this country with leftists—we say, go ahead and slap.

[RichInOC]

“Yeah, that stupid Palin, saying she could see Russia from her home—” [slap!]

“Ow! No, really, you know she’s bone stupid and she’s an egomaniac, don’t you? McCain’s staffers said so. Why would they l—” [SLAP!]

“OWW!!!...And is the retard really her k—”

[steps back, picks up a baseball bat and...]

[dirtymac]

Gosh! that is the nicest thing anyone here as every said about steve-b and more than he deserves.

[jurroppi1]

idiots like this need to be punched in the throat, HARD!

[OneWingedShark]

But the evidence supports the allegations of fraud on part of climate-change research; further, why shouldn’t someone be concerned over the possible and/or probable violation of the Constitution (it is, after all, THE supreme law of the land... if it means nothing then ALL subordinate laws ALSO mean nothing).

*sigh* — Why can’t people apply a LITTLE logic / cause-and-effect-thought to things?

[astyanax]

OH! That's perfect!
"David Frum is a great author!" *SLAP*
"Andrew Sullivan is a great author!" *SLAP*
"Politico is a legitimate source of news!" *SLAP*
"Waterboarding is torture!" *SLAP*
"Honduras was a coup!" *SLAP*
Be careful what you wish for, stevey-boy!

[willgolfforfood]

Clearly, you’ve seen the show numerous times!! LOL. My wife hates it. She doesn’t like people who like to watch it much, either.

[steve-b]

But in this age of cable news and Internet anonymity we have lost that tenuous connection between ignorance and shame.

This is probably the most salient point -- it is too easy to respond to anyone who raises inconvenient facts with a crude "U R A TROLL" screed (as I know from experience).

[TN4Liberty]

Slap me, you silly little metro, and you will wind up on a milk carton.

Slap me, you silly little metro, and you will wind up IN a milk carton.

[Just another Joe]

I wish he would TRY to slap me.

We would see what he got in return, and it wouldn't be a slap.

[IYAS9YAS]

Slap me, you silly little metro, and you will wind up on a milk carton

Slap me, you silly little metro, and you will wind up IN a milk carton.

Either works for me.

[thecabal]

Oh, you brave crusader for truth and justice!

[Ole Okie]

I believe this POV is commonly known as “stupid.”

The guy is writing with blinders on, and has no idea that the blinders are there.

I don't believe he's heard of something called Amendment One to the US Constitution.

Besides, I think the SEIU is taking care of the slapping other people around for him.

[crazyhorse691]

Dissent by those that think wrongly will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law...punishment to be administered before trial.

[mkjessup]

This post is from steve-b.
You know, the only FReeper who makes Barbara Boxer look intelligent.

TWO THUMBS UP! (you got THAT right!)

Hell, steve-b makes Barbara Boxer look like Albert freakin' EINSTEIN! LOL

[mkjessup]

This is probably the most salient point -- it is too easy to respond to anyone who raises inconvenient facts with a crude "U R A TROLL" screed (as I know from experience).

So tell us stevie, how does a troll like you actually avoid the 'ZOT' for 11 years on FR?

That has to be some kinda record.

[LonePalm]

If the libs start slapping us can we just shoot them and put them out of our misery?

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Billthedrill]

Sure, Phil, you just go right ahead and start doing that. Take pictures. Post them to YouTube and let us know how it all works out for you. Best of luck.