Posted on 01/12/2010 7:51:52 PM PST by RadioCirca1970
Dear Sir or Madam,
I sincerely write to seek your co-operation and trust
to enable my colleagues and I carry out an urgent
business opportunity in my department.
Recently while traveling to the United States, I experienced a terrible accident. While on a flight, Northwest 253 from Amsterdam to Detroit, and on final approach my testicles suddenly burst into flames for no reason. The passengers, some of whom I suspect may have been CIA operatives or Jews, attacked me for no reason, while my testicles burned and were hurting. I was arrested by the American FBI and taken first to hospital and to a prison near Detroit. This place is terrible. It is cold. Is this the health care I have heard so much about; your testicles explode and you are attacked and beaten and then arrested I ask you? The American government has now said that I am a member from Al Qaeda who traveled from Yemen to explode a jet. I am not used to this sort of experience as it is very unusual. I have traveled all over the world, Nigeria, Yemen, London, and now Michigan and have never had my testicles suddenly smolder, catch fire and explode and then to be arrested for being burned? I come from a very prominent family in Nigeria. My father, was a very senior member of the government there, a finance minister. He will not arrange a defense for me, financially. But I have some money I have but away from a successful business transaction I ran from London and Yemen for many years. So I have a business proposal for you.
On December 6th, 2004 a Yemeni Mullah Ali B. Ashraf
made a numbered time (fixed) deposit for twelve calenderer
month valued at US$51,000,000.00(fifty _one Million US Dollars) in my
account. I was to hold the money for him while he built new mosques and training facilities near Saanaa, Yemen. On maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarded address but got no reply after months we send a reminder and finally we discovered from his mosque that Mullah Ali B. Ashraf died from a CIA Predator Drone Strike, from the CIA and the Zionists. On further investigation, it was clear that he died without making a WILL.
All attempts by the Yemenis to trace his next of kin were fruitless.
I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Ali B. Ashraf did not declare any next of kin or relations in all his official documents including his deposit document. The total sum
US$51,000,000.00 is still in the bank as dormant acct.
No one will ever come forward to claim it.
According to Nigerian and Yemeni banking law, after five years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Yemeni Government. If the account owner is certified death and nobody comes forward to claim it. This is the situation , and my proposal is that I am looking for a foreigner who will stand in as the beneficiary/next of kin. This is simple.
All you have to do is to immediately send me the details of a bank account anywhere in the world for me to arrange the proper money transfer document. The money will then be transferred into the account for us to share in the ratio of 60% for me 30% for you while the remaining 10% will be set aside for expenses incurred with here and there. There is no risk involved.
I am using my position and connection to do all the document work for the transaction. We shall employ the services of an attorney from CAIR or the ACLU or ACORN to draft the will and obtain all necessary documents and letter of administration in your favor for the transfer. This transaction is risk free guaranteed. If you are interested, , I will send to you the text of the application
that you will send to the Union Bank authority for an approval to
submit your claims.
Send your reply through mydirect and private email
address hotballs@gmail.com indicate your direct
Fax and telephone numbers for effective communication
that this transaction needs. Do not reply through the
union bank email address because it belongs to the
senior staffs for public use. Please note that you are not to appear in person, as
every thing regarding this project will be strictly on
documentations and every banking documents needed for
this transaction will be taken care of by my self.
Looking forward to hearing from you.
Yours Faithfully Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, victim of burnt testicle attack.
US Zionist Prison
Mylan Michigan, US of KKK A
Mods, please correct date to 2010 not 2009—other than that the system worked...
Great balls of fire! This is the opportunity of a lifetime!
We’re gonna be RICH!
We have a great shot, because hardly anyone has read this thread.
I blame Reid and his Honkey Dialect
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