[brothers4thID]

Boulderdash! Every rational person knows that Long Cat and Tac Gnol are just modern interpretations of the ancient Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat. The assorted members “kitten pantheon” have also been converted into modern, and socially acceptable, minor deities and religious figures.

Meanwhile, the one true God, Slumbering Drool Dog, waits for the end of days to punish all cat people.

[piytar]

OMG, what DOGma are you people working from? You need to go back to the original Catspools, esp. the Book of Kittens. It’s all set out VERY clearly there.

Wow, just wow.

[La Lydia]

Sorry. The “one, true” is a tiny, toothless, platinum blond Yorkie who takes a very dim view of cat deity assertions (and of squirrels).