Donald Duck arrested on drug charges after crash in Massillon

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/06/29/Donald-Duck-charged-with-drunken-driving/UPI-15041277852018/ ^ | June 29 | upi

[JoeProBono]

MASSILLON, Ohio,- Police in Ohio say the fifth arrest of a "frequent flier" named Donald Duck on drunken driving charges is nothing to quack at.

The Massillon Police Department said Donald Norman Duck, 51, who has four previous drunken driving convictions, was arrested Saturday after allegedly bumping another car at a drive-through Saturday, WJW-TV, Cleveland, reported Tuesday.

Police said Duck's eyes were red and glassy and he smelled of alcohol when they arrived. Officers said a bag of marijuana fell out of the motorist's vehicle when he opened the door.

"He's a frequent flier," Capt. Joe Herrick said. "He's got multiple previous DUI's, multiple previous no operator's license and operating under suspension, so he's not that good a driver."

Duck was charged with felony operation of a vehicle while impaired, and misdemeanor counts of drug possession and possession of drug paraphernalia.

[JoeProBono]

Donald Duck

[surroundedbyblue]

With a name like that, I’d drink, too. Some parents are so mean

[twhitak]

"He's a frequent flier," Capt. Joe Herrick said

So, that would make it an FUI. Right?

[choctaw man]

“Donald Duck on drunken driving charges is nothing to quack at..”

Was Donald wearing pants? lol

[ConservativeMan55]

bttt

[Uncle Miltie]

[a fool in paradise]

This is not a BONG!

[Vendome]

What a Quack up

[JoeProBono]

[1rudeboy]

Stop it. This is no quacking matter.

[commish]

Mr. Duck’s attorney Pluto D. Dog released a statement this morning saying that “Mr. Duck will fight these Mickey Mouse charges”

[Slings and Arrows]

This is not a BONG!

Actually, it is.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

"Police said Duck's eyes were red and glassy and he smelled of alcohol"......What else when your shot glass is a bucket?

[JoeProBono]

[JoeProBono]

[TheOldLady]

Yesterday this was all over the local radio, and the announcers were reporting this story with straight faces, talking about Mr. Duck and what he did.

Can’t figure out how they kept the laughter out of their voices.

[JoeProBono]

[a fool in paradise]

The BONG is not a toy.

Dad Gave Bong to Baby, Police Say (Fox News ^ | 6/29/10 )

[sleddogs]

True story

Back in 1969 I was going through jet mechanic’s school at Sheppard AFB in Wichita Falls, Tx. At that time there were a lot of Vietnamese training there also. We had one in our unit with the last name of Duc. Don’t know how but he wound up with a first name of Donald. Whenever his name was called, there would always be some smartass that would quack.

He was only about 5’ and lucky to hit 115 #’s soaking wet. But I sure enjoyed watching him kick some 225# smartass.

[JoeProBono]

"Sheppard AFB in Wichita Falls, Tx."

Been there.