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'The Obama Diaries': 4 Most Outrageous Fake First Family Quotes
aol.com ^ | 7/15/2010 | Steven Hoffer

Posted on 07/15/2010 7:22:41 PM PDT by Palladin

Surge Desk brings you some of the top excerpts from "The Obama Diaries," blending Ingraham's humor, satire and social commentary.

President Obama:

Some things are more important than what Americans want to buy. Things like community and climate change and that episode of Entourage where Drama thinks he has no friends until the guys throw him a big surprise party at the end. We have to be concerned about each other and buy things that advance the common good.

First Lady Michelle Obama:

Honestly, I think we've done all we can for the Gulf Coast. On my way out of town I even stopped by the Pink Pelican Ice Cream Bar to enjoy a luscious treat called the "Chocolate Hurricane." (I have to remember to e-mail Ray Nagin about that one.) After my visit, there will be lines around that ice cream joint for decades -- and who knows, by then they might have even capped that oil spill. But in the meantime, they might want to consider renaming the place the "Brown Pelican Ice Cream Bar." And to think, earlier today, I told the NAACP that, "Dessert is not a right." I stand by that. It's not a right. When I'm working this hard, it's a necessity! LOL

(Excerpt) Read more at aolnews.com ...


TOPICS: Books/Literature; Humor
KEYWORDS: lauraingraham; newbook; obamadiaries
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This sounds like a good book for light summer reading.
1 posted on 07/15/2010 7:22:46 PM PDT by Palladin
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To: Palladin

Heard some of the audio book tonight.

The person who plays Michelle is hilarious.


2 posted on 07/15/2010 7:30:50 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions $1 Halfbaked 50c)
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To: mylife

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NTOisizr1o


3 posted on 07/15/2010 7:38:20 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Roscoe Karns

Sasquatch!


4 posted on 07/15/2010 7:45:07 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions $1 Halfbaked 50c)
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To: Roscoe Karns

;)


5 posted on 07/15/2010 7:46:27 PM PDT by Palladin (David Petraeus: "I don't use terms like victory or defeat.")
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To: Palladin

It sounds like a really dumb book. I usually like what she writes and I love her radio show!


6 posted on 07/15/2010 7:52:11 PM PDT by kcvl
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To: kcvl

That’s why I said “light reading.”


7 posted on 07/15/2010 7:58:03 PM PDT by Palladin (David Petraeus: "I don't use terms like victory or defeat.")
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To: Palladin

Biden’s comment is hilarious because it sounds just like him.


8 posted on 07/15/2010 7:58:30 PM PDT by kitkat (OBAMA hates us. Well, maybe a LOT of Kenyans do.)
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To: Palladin

“The Obama Diaries,”
Nov, 12, `09
Rahm dropped by. Again. Let me be queer ... What I mean to say ... oh Diary, why does life have to be so hard?
What’s a girl, I mean a guy to do?
Sigh (teardrops)


9 posted on 07/15/2010 8:00:46 PM PDT by tumblindice (nopie4uytee)
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To: Palladin

I’ve read some real quotes from them that are quite outrageous. Here’s MO’s recent: “In these kind of strong African American communities, we went to neighborhood schools around the corner. So many of us had to walk to and from school every day, rain or shine. I know you’ve told that story. And in Chicago, where I was raised, we did it in the dead of winter. No shoes on our feet — it was hard, but we walked!”


10 posted on 07/15/2010 8:11:10 PM PDT by anglian
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11 posted on 07/15/2010 8:17:38 PM PDT by leapfrog0202 ("the American presidency is not supposed to be a journey of personal discover" Sarah Palin)
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To: AdmSmith; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; bigheadfred; blueyon; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; ...

Saw this at the wholesale club tonight, under $14.


12 posted on 07/15/2010 8:46:34 PM PDT by SunkenCiv ("Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others." -- Otto von Bismarck)
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To: Palladin; SunkenCiv; ml/nj; LucyT; ExTexasRedhead; Arizona Carolyn; Atom Smasher; Just A Nobody; ...
Laura Ingraham appeared on Greta Van Sustren's show tonight on Fox, recreating the same contrived scene used in the video promo on the same page as the posted article.

Can someone please explain the connection of this book to the promo video? I can't quite get how the content of this book is related to the imagery suggestive of the Watergate events of the 70s: the garage, "Deep Throat," and the famous scenes from "All the President's Men."

13 posted on 07/15/2010 10:11:07 PM PDT by justiceseeker93
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To: justiceseeker93

Because she stated that when she came out of a beauty salon & was walking towards her car, she saw a manilla envelope on her windshield...

...so they are adding a little mystery in with the video:)


14 posted on 07/15/2010 10:13:53 PM PDT by Atom Smasher
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To: justiceseeker93

Here’s a nickel—buy a sense of humor!


15 posted on 07/16/2010 12:38:24 PM PDT by Palladin (David Petraeus: "I don't use terms like victory or defeat.")
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To: anglian

With the Obamas, truth is stranger than fiction!


16 posted on 07/16/2010 12:42:34 PM PDT by Palladin (David Petraeus: "I don't use terms like victory or defeat.")
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To: Palladin
It isn't that I lack a sense of humor, it's just that the video promo isn't sufficient to trigger it. The book will undoubtedly be funny, considering the subjects it “quotes.”
17 posted on 07/16/2010 1:20:59 PM PDT by justiceseeker93
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To: justiceseeker93

OK...the video is a little corny.

But I love to see a beautiful woman like Laura (who is a cancer survivor) laugh and have fun.


18 posted on 07/16/2010 1:24:24 PM PDT by Palladin (David Petraeus: "I don't use terms like victory or defeat.")
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To: Palladin
With the Obamas, truth is stranger than fiction!

Yes, so why in the world did Laura Ingraham write a book of fictional quotes ???

A book of actual 0bamao quotes would have been just as funny and outrageous, and much more effective for the upcoming elections.

.

19 posted on 07/21/2010 12:00:01 PM PDT by repentant_pundit
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To: repentant_pundit

True.

Why not just read the quotes attributed to Barack and Michelle on our FR Caption threads?


20 posted on 07/21/2010 12:17:37 PM PDT by Palladin (Obama to BP: "Did you plug the hole, Daddy?")
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