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Better in than out: African country set to make breaking wind a crime
The Daily Mail ^ | January 28, 2011 | Colin Fernandez

Posted on 01/31/2011 5:53:40 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Breaking wind is set to be made a crime in an African country.

The government of Malawi plan to punish persistent offenders 'who foul the air' in a bid to 'mould responsible and disciplined citizens.'

But locals fear that pinning responsibility on the crime will be difficult - and may lead to miscarriages of justice as 'criminals' attempt to blame others for their offence.

One Malawian told the website Africanews.com: 'My goodness. What happens in a public place where a group is gathered. Do they lock up half a minibus?

'And how about at meetings where it is difficult to pinpoint 'culprits'?

'Children will openly deny having passed bad air and point at an elder. Culturally, this is very embarrassing,' she said.

Another said: 'We have serious issues affecting Malawians today. I do not know how fouling the air should take priority over regulating Chinese investments which do not employ locals, serious graft amongst legislators, especially those in the ruling party, and many more.'

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: africa; dealtit; deniedit; emissions; flatulence; hoofhearted; law; malawi; manners; smeltit; suppliedit
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
'And how about at meetings where it is difficult to pinpoint 'culprits'?

"He who smelt it, dealt it."

21 posted on 01/31/2011 6:27:09 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: commish

Geez...it’s a third world country it probably smells like crap already...who’s gonna know


22 posted on 01/31/2011 6:28:12 AM PST by BubbaJunebug
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To: BubbaJunebug

What kind of foreign aid are we sending these people, cans of hash?


23 posted on 01/31/2011 6:35:28 AM PST by Dem Guard (Obama's 57 States = The Organization of The Islamic Conference (OIC).)
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To: Dem Guard
What kind of foreign aid are we sending these people, cans of hash?

Sauerkraut and French Onion Soup.
24 posted on 01/31/2011 6:46:26 AM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Army Air Corps
I thought they needed mosquito and fly spray, it looks like what they want is Glade.
25 posted on 01/31/2011 6:52:46 AM PST by Dem Guard (Obama's 57 States = The Organization of The Islamic Conference (OIC).)
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To: Army Air Corps

Don’t forget the beans and hardboiled eggs.


26 posted on 01/31/2011 7:13:18 AM PST by SgtHooper (We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

That article is a real gas...


27 posted on 01/31/2011 7:28:08 AM PST by Monkey Face (Someone, please help me! I've lost my mind and don't know where to find it! ]o:)
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To: Liberty Valance

Gee. “A Mighty Wind” . . I guess a sorta unfortunate name for a group in retrospect . . . sorta like the little exclusive high school sorority from back in my day known then as “The GAY TEENS”. Now, I’m quite honestly THANKFUL I wasn’t asked to join; but then it felt sorta bad to be ignored and treated like I didn’t belong. (Funny they don’t mention it these days.) All hush hush. Bwahahahahahaha!


28 posted on 01/31/2011 7:46:53 AM PST by Twinkie (Two wrongs don't make a right.)
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To: Venturer

>>>He that smelled it ,dealt it.<<<

And whoever denied it, supplied it. :)


29 posted on 01/31/2011 8:06:13 AM PST by Above My Pay Grade
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I sat next to the Duchess for tea.
It was just as I feared it would be.
Her rumblings abdominal,
Were something phenomenal,
And everyone thought it was me.


30 posted on 01/31/2011 8:16:40 AM PST by magslinger (Samuel Colt, feminist. Making women equal to men for over 150 years.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Don’t let Michelle hear about this. She will find more foods to regulate. No more chili served a school. Will probably cause a reduction in allowable vegetables over all.


31 posted on 01/31/2011 8:41:57 AM PST by w1andsodidwe (How can you tell when the President is lying? When his lips move, of course.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
and may lead to miscarriages of justice as 'criminals' attempt to blame others for their offence.

Ah, the old "the smeller is the feller" defense.

32 posted on 01/31/2011 9:50:32 AM PST by VRWCmember (Veritas vos Liberabit)
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To: PIF

Pelosi/ Obama and their progressive gang think this should be law here too I am sure.


33 posted on 01/31/2011 1:19:46 PM PST by Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid! (Obama:If They Bring a Knife to the Fight, We Bring a Gun (the REAL Arizona instigator))
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