Spider bite causes four hour erection

Orange News UK ^ | 03-08-2011 | Staff

[dainbramaged]

Four hours, huh? Honey, got yer towel rack right here.

[mountainlion]

Um, where does he have to bite?

No self respecting spider would willingly bite a person there.

[McGruff]

Bite me again baby.

[buccaneer81]

I don’t know if Ive ever seen the whole movie.

There's a scene about 2/3 of the way through involving Dante's girlfriend, an old dead perv with a skin magazine sitting on the can, a broken light in said can, and the girlfriend's urgent need to use the can.

[saganite]

LOL

[TigersEye]

Charlie would bite the spider which would cause loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and death. For the spider.

[Free Vulcan]

Helloooo ladies!

[McGruff]

Look, I was in the Oval Office one day and something bit me. Then this
chubby intern in a blue dress showed up. And the rest is history.

[truthguy]

The post before this one got 2 replies, the one after this one got 1 reply. By the time of my post this thread will be over 75 I’ll bet. It was 63 as I started typing.

[Islander2]

The negative aspect of this discovery is that it will put thousands if not millions of women named Alice who were taking care of this flaccid condition on the unemployment rolls. No more need for, “for erectile dysfunction see Alice”.
One thing they did not discuss was what happens when the venom wears off. As with a sting from bees for example, when the venom wears off does this cause an extreme case of itching? This could be very embarrassing for those in whom the venom is receding as they walk around in public violently scratching themselves, looking for all the world like perverts.
Just sayin’and athinkin’.

[dynachrome]

I am quite shocked this thread has lasted this long. hehe

[dynachrome]

Spiderman ping.

;)

[AU72]

“The itsy-bitsy spider went up your waterspout”

[BobL]

I think the problem Brits (and most of Europe) have is figuring out what to do AFTER they get an erection.

[Springman]

Well Charlie does hit on better looking sluts or shares his coke with them. Bill gets bit to often, and will hit on a mummy, as we remember.

[ResponseAbility]

[Dacus943]

"Sort of like marriage?"

Only if FORCED into a same sex marriage...

[mylife]

Now I remember! LoL

[terycarl]

Maybe I am just different from most guys, but I do not want a 4 hour erection

well yeah, but you're four years old and nursery school is no place for that anyway!!!!

[Grizzled Bear]

Other side-effects can include loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and death.

These words he speaks are true. We're all humanary stew, if we don't pledge allegiance to...