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Spider bite causes four hour erection
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| 03-08-2011
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Posted on 03/08/2011 5:25:19 PM PST by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger
Science! Those wacky scientists.......4 hours and a government grant...
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posted on
03/08/2011 5:41:33 PM PST
by
Beowulf9
To: Red Badger
I believe the nurse said, “if you are bitten again, call me”
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posted on
03/08/2011 5:42:18 PM PST
by
NonValueAdded
(Palin 2012: don't retreat, just restock [chg'd to comply w/ The Civility in Discourse Act of 2011])
To: meyer
If it lasts more than 4 hours, find more women!
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posted on
03/08/2011 5:42:26 PM PST
by
diverteach
(If I find liberals in heaven after my death.....I WILL BE PISSED!!!)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
03/08/2011 5:43:00 PM PST
by
NCjim
(Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.)
To: Red Badger
Maybe I am just different from most guys, but I do not want a 4 hour erection.
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posted on
03/08/2011 5:44:50 PM PST
by
spodefly
(This is my tag line. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
To: Red Badger
OH BOY!
I know where THIS thread is goin’!!
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posted on
03/08/2011 5:44:54 PM PST
by
RandallFlagg
(Let this chant follow BHO everywhere he goes: "You lie. You lie. You lie.")
Comment #47 Removed by Moderator
To: meyer
Dewey Cox: Sam? What you all doing in here?
Sam: [holding a pill] Dewey, get out of here. You don’t want no part of this.
Dewey Cox: What is it?
Sam: It’s medication for erectile dysfunction, it gives you a boner! Not to be used if you have a pre-existing heart condition. If boners last more than four hours, call more ladies.
To: Red Badger
Spider bite causes four hour erection Other side-effects can include loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and death
Sounds like a fair trade.
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posted on
03/08/2011 5:45:33 PM PST
by
lowbridge
(Rep. Dingell: "Its taken a long time.....to control the people.")
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To: Viking2002
“If I have an erection lasting longer than four hours, I’m not calling a doctor.” Right, I’m calling the Vatican and having the Pope declare it a miracle.
We’ll name it “The holy staff”, as in “thy rod and thy staff they comfort thee”. Yep!
To: Red Badger
... unfortunately, the one-eyed trouser snake ends up with eight eyes...
To: Red Badger
If one bites me its gonna cause a 4 lb erection.
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posted on
03/08/2011 5:46:28 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
To: Red Badger
At least it is not a camel spider.
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posted on
03/08/2011 5:47:05 PM PST
by
PA Engineer
(Liberate America from the occupation media. There are Wars and Rumors of War.)
To: spodefly
Maybe somebody you know does.......
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posted on
03/08/2011 5:47:24 PM PST
by
Red Badger
(How can anyone look at the situation in Libya and be for gun control is beyond stupid. It's suicide.)
To: Revolting cat!
Come into my parlour said the spider to the fly.
To: Red Badger
Yikes, that ain't itsy at all. The ED afflicted with arachnophobia are now in a bit of a quandary.
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posted on
03/08/2011 5:50:31 PM PST
by
JPG
(May the WI GOP stay united and strong.)
To: meyer
“If it lasts more than 4 hours, consult immediate medical attention!”
If it last more than 4 hours, call all your friends with benefits and schedule one hour intervals...
To: gathersnomoss
Where do you think you are, 4Chan or something? That’s a really inappropriate and sleazy reply for Free Republic.
To: Red Badger
"I told her what the remedy was, she just handed me the vacuum cleaner"
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posted on
03/08/2011 5:51:13 PM PST
by
Doogle
((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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