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Spider bite causes four hour erection
Orange News UK ^ | 03-08-2011 | Staff

Posted on 03/08/2011 5:25:19 PM PST by Red Badger

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To: Red Badger

I hear Mick Jagger used bees.


21 posted on 03/08/2011 5:32:10 PM PST by Scanian
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To: Impy; fieldmarshaldj; neverdem; BillyBoy; AuH2ORepublican; SunkenCiv; Kaslin

One could make big money ranching these spiders! Maybe Bob Dole could do some commercials for them.


22 posted on 03/08/2011 5:32:52 PM PST by Clintonfatigued (Illegal aliens commit crimes that Americans won't commit)
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To: Red Badger
‘The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the....’
23 posted on 03/08/2011 5:32:56 PM PST by JPG (May the WI GOP stay united and strong.)
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To: Red Badger

Where can I get one of these here spiders?


24 posted on 03/08/2011 5:33:03 PM PST by MARTIAL MONK (I'm waiting for the POP!)
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To: Red Badger
Aww c'mon man! I'm starting to feel like the Maytag repairman here.

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25 posted on 03/08/2011 5:33:41 PM PST by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: Revolting cat!

That looks like a cinch bug.....


26 posted on 03/08/2011 5:33:41 PM PST by Red Badger (How can anyone look at the situation in Libya and be for gun control is beyond stupid. It's suicide.)
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To: buccaneer81

Nah, all you have to do is carry a picture of Helen Thomas in your wallet.


27 posted on 03/08/2011 5:33:57 PM PST by ReverendJames (Only A Painter Or A Liberal Can Change Black To White.)
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To: Red Badger

“Arachnophobia” rules!


28 posted on 03/08/2011 5:34:17 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Nowhere Man

LOL!... Spidey Sense Tingling!... wish I’d thought of that.


29 posted on 03/08/2011 5:34:20 PM PST by Safrguns
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To: humblegunner

side-effects can include loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and death ping


30 posted on 03/08/2011 5:34:20 PM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer (biblein90days.org))
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To: mylife
Oh great, a dead stiff.

Ever see "Clerks?"

31 posted on 03/08/2011 5:36:03 PM PST by buccaneer81 (ECOMCON)
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To: MARTIAL MONK

Brazil...or soon to be on eBay.....


32 posted on 03/08/2011 5:36:10 PM PST by Red Badger (How can anyone look at the situation in Libya and be for gun control is beyond stupid. It's suicide.)
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

Definitely got it up for that comment. Well done!!


33 posted on 03/08/2011 5:36:22 PM PST by refermech
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To: ReverendJames
Nah, all you have to do is carry a picture of Helen Thomas in your wallet.

LOL!

34 posted on 03/08/2011 5:37:11 PM PST by buccaneer81 (ECOMCON)
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To: Red Badger

I'd Pay For That!

35 posted on 03/08/2011 5:38:21 PM PST by McGruff (Is it time to Drill Baby Drill yet?)
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To: Red Badger

If it lasts more than 4 hours, consult immediate medical attention!


36 posted on 03/08/2011 5:39:12 PM PST by meyer (We will not sit down and shut up.)
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To: thackney

Thanks.
I’ll keep that in mind while I don’t read the article.


37 posted on 03/08/2011 5:39:42 PM PST by humblegunner (Blogger Overlord)
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To: Red Badger
If I have an erection lasting longer than four hours, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling a press conference. "Hey - dig THIS!!!!!!" LMAO

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

38 posted on 03/08/2011 5:40:59 PM PST by Viking2002 (RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!!!)
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To: JPG

I don't think it's 'itsy-bitsy'.......

39 posted on 03/08/2011 5:41:20 PM PST by Red Badger (How can anyone look at the situation in Libya and be for gun control is beyond stupid. It's suicide.)
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To: buccaneer81

I don’t know if Ive ever seen the whole movie.


40 posted on 03/08/2011 5:41:33 PM PST by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 ~ Halfbaked: 50c)
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