Posted on 04/01/2011 11:38:01 AM PDT by Young Werther
Toilet Trouble
Put a piece of bubblewrap under the toilet seat so when your victim sits, they are surprised by a loud POP!
Submitted by Junebug
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take saran wrap and place it tight beneath the seat. Hilarity and the need for cleaning supplies (and a shower) ensues.
Shoe polish on the ear piece of the telephone handset is always clever.
I had Chemistry class my Senior year in high school. It was two periods long with 1st period to study the upcoming experiment and 2nd period to construct the apparatus and conduct the experiment. My lab space was next to the storage area where the glass tubes were stored.
Our chem teacher left the room to visit the study hall, ( a plant in our scheme).
Me and three cohorts grabbed the glass tubes and spread them out in the hallway just before the bell would ring and students would leave their classes and proceed to the next class.
We watched by the doorway as the kids exited their classes and began to step on and break the glass tubes. Then the dance began. There was yellin and screamin as the glass cracked and the kids cavorted.
My cohorts and I joined in the fun and then the princpal came on the loud speaker and said that everyone needed to proceed to their 2nd period classrooms.
We returned to Chem lab and our Teacher stood there with two brooms and two broom pans. He declared that we were the April Fools and a months detention awaited us if we did not have the mess swept up by the end of the preiod. He had a flash light, the hall lights were dimmed and he inspected the floor.
We didn't get detention but the Prank made the school newspaper!
I put green food coloring in the straw of the purell dispenser at work. One squirt and the target rubbed his hands together and walla! green hands for a couple days.
I replaced the honey at the breakfast table with STP. Dad was not amused
The mouse appears to be non functional until turned over, message read and note removed.
I came to work early an did this to every mouse, then went for dough-nuts... funny, nobody would eat them
Post a sign on the copier at your office:
This copier has been upgraded.
• Linguistic Module 4.01 has been installed.
• Voice Commands have been enabled.
1 State your name (for diagnostic purposes only)
2 State the desired function keyword:
Allowed keywords include:
COPY, COLLATE, STAPLE, ETC…
3 State the number needed, then say START.
PLEASE NOTE: The module is in learning mode and the user may need to repeat the command until the voice is recognized.
Sadly the company folded up a couple of years ago due to the economy. I moved on before that and the rest of the core group who worked together for 15 years or so are scattered about the area, most found new jobs.
We all catch up with each other in different groups every now and then. It’s been 20 years and some of them still talk about it.
10 minutes - no symptoms
20 minutes - actively looking but trying to look cool while doing so.
30 minutes - actively searching with no pretense now.
45 minutes - ripping the office apart, pulling on hair, etc.
60 minutes - time for the men in the white coats cause he's a drooling mess.
It works great.
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