Nothing could be as bad as being married and having to wake up to this every morning. Nothing! Consider yourself blessed multiple times over!
Or this...... Wasn't Helen Lebanese?
Posted on 08/29/2011 7:18:08 AM PDT by Jewbacca
My parents always told me I should learn a second language.
The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin’......
“If you can't say something good about someone, sit right here by me” -- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
I’m glad Chrisianity isn’t the only religion full of ass-clowns.
[ And, as everyone knows, if you can’t say something nice about someone, say it in Yiddish. ]
I would love to hear some of the Yiddish words used to describe Obama.
I wish your wife could be married to my ex for a month. She’d treat you like a prince for the rest of your natural days.
My Granny put me off Jewish women years ago.
“What is a Jewish women's idea of a perfect home?”
“No kitchen or bedroom.”
What's her name?
You screwed up. Not only did she have to put up with her relatives all night, worry about you causing a scene, stay longer than she planned and get in a car wreck, but Daddy just told Jr. that Mama can't handle it.
Doesn't matter how gently you said it or how angry you were about the car. She feels like the person who should be her biggest supporter just ditched her when things got tough.
P.S. It's not because she's Jewish American, it's because she's a woman. The same rules apply to my Midwestern Protestant wife. Apologize. She'll win one way or another - better for you to end it quickly.
Nothing could be as bad as being married and having to wake up to this every morning. Nothing! Consider yourself blessed multiple times over!
Or this...... Wasn't Helen Lebanese?
Oy vey!
Not just large... but HUUUUGE! LOL
[ Treat the wife like a cannon with a lit fuse. It’s gonna blow, and when it blows - you always want the cannon pointing in a different direction than the direction you happen to be sitting in. ]
A good friend of mine has a saying when I am agrivated which totally makes me laugh when she says it to me:
“Who lit the fuse on your tampon?”
Though I wouldn’t recommend saying it to anyone’s wife if they don;t have a sense of humour like i do.
You are the fault of everything, including any bone-head actions that the wife does, didn’t you know that? That’s nothing uniquely Jewish. It spans all nationalities and ethnicities. (I’m going into my bunker now before honey finds out I said this.) ;-)
I’m single and living on a sailboat, so when people treat me like crap I sail forty or fifty miles, drop anchor and meet new people ;) not sure if that helps!
“I would love to hear some of the Yiddish words used to describe Obama.”
Grace,
The web does not have enough bandwidth.
If a man is alone in the woods, and his wife isn’t around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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