Why One Should Never Marry An American Jewish Girl (Vanity)

Jewbacca's House ^ | August 29, 2011 | Jewbacca

[Tennessee Nana]

Oy vey

That ‘aint’ funny..

[ArrogantBustard]

“Helen” is a poor example. She was ugly from the get-go. Some Lebanese women are gorgeous.

[sr4402]

It's not women of any one religion. I've seen women do this especially at that time of month or when under stress. After all, Adam blamed Eve, and Eve blamed the Serpent.

Blame shifting seems to be a very human thing.

But it is a sign of character is to bear up under false blame for the sake of peace. Blessed are the Peacemakers as someone said.

So, as a fellow male sufferer of female false blame, I salute you!

[UB355]

Backed into a poll ??????????????? S/B Pole

[dfwgator]

Some Lebanese women are gorgeous.

Exhibit A

[himno hero]

Whats a JAPS (~Jewish American Princess’) three favorite wines?

1) Hurry up, we are going to be late for dinner
2) I wanna new car
3)

[Tennessee Nana]

“Well bless your heart!”

:)

[Ellendra]

After dinner, the in-laws's car would not start, which was discovered after I left with the kids and my wife was about to leave, necessitating "jump," which further discombobulated my wife.

(The in-laws car would not start because, well, they are idiots and left everything electronic on in their car and have a 6 year old battery in said car.)

After the jump was performed, I left with the kids.



{Singing} Let's do the time warp agaaaain!

[Lazamataz]

Nice cans..... check out this rack:

Here's What I'm Watching Today^TM

[ken5050]

Q: What does a JAP make for dinner?
A: Reservations
And there are many, many more, all very funny, which the admin mods would delete in a heart beat....

[passionfruit]

That’s what I was wondering!

[onyx]

LOLOLOL.

You are a love! You are a treasure!

$2500 of car damage later but you’ll never have to see those horrid people again!

[Doc Savage]

When people identify themselves by their religious and/or ethnic background and not as a human being, they should be prepared for conflict!

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Jewbacca, all women are like that, not just the JAPpy ones.

[Cringing Negativism Network]

Women are from Venus.

Guys respond to conflict by focusing, by and large. Guys first instinct is to push back, almost reflexively.

Women don’t focus, women stress. Your lady was about at maximum stress. I suspect even if she hailed from Tel Aviv, the only difference would have been, she would have spoken Yiddish.

Bad, no-win situation you described there. I agree with the poster who suggested a quick climb-down. Not because you’re wrong - you’re not wrong.

But she needs that.

[ken5050]

More JAP jokes:

Q: What's the favorite position of the JAP?
A; Facing Bloomingdale's

Q: Why do JAPS love Chinese food?

A: WON TON spelled backwards is "NOT NOW" Q: Lateset JAP horror film?
A: Debbie Does Dishes

[himno hero]

..lol, true.

[OB1kNOb]

;-)

[dragonblustar]

“Helen” is a poor example. She was ugly from the get-go.

Helen was known to be a rocket reflector...

[DonkeyBonker]

Should have fudged an answer to your little one to avoid the explosions.

How long have you been married?