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1 posted on 12/27/2011 2:26:04 PM PST by Olog-hai
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To: Olog-hai
"Oniony pig fart"

Didn't think I'd read a headline like that when I woke this morning.

2 posted on 12/27/2011 2:28:30 PM PST by steveo
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To: Olog-hai

that could make for some good, onion-infused pork...


4 posted on 12/27/2011 2:30:05 PM PST by ghost of nixon
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Whew, that's a relief! For a minute there I thought I might have to report my 12-year old son to the authorities.
5 posted on 12/27/2011 2:30:05 PM PST by Sideshow Bob
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Sounds like global warming activists - anti-animal methane nonsense to me.

I bet the infused onion makes some great bacon and chops!


6 posted on 12/27/2011 2:31:24 PM PST by Ripliancum (Let all bitterness, wrath, anger, clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you. -Eph. 4:31)
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Pigs are amazing creatures. They take all that slop that nobody wants to eat and they turn it into mmmMMMmmmmmBACON! < drool >


8 posted on 12/27/2011 2:33:27 PM PST by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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I wonder what they would prefer the pig farts smell like?


9 posted on 12/27/2011 2:35:59 PM PST by SuzyQue
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I thought this was about Whoopie Goldberg on The View.

Then again, it could have been about Congress.....

11 posted on 12/27/2011 2:36:52 PM PST by traditional1 (Free speech for me.....not for thee)
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Who run Bartertown?


12 posted on 12/27/2011 2:37:57 PM PST by edpc (Wilby 2012)
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I don’t care what you feed ‘em, if you’re downwind of a hogfarm, you better have a gas mask!


13 posted on 12/27/2011 2:38:30 PM PST by Da Bilge Troll (Defeatism is not a winning strategy!)
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To: Olog-hai

Somehow I’d expect onion to only improve the odor in question here.


14 posted on 12/27/2011 2:41:19 PM PST by 9YearLurker
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It sounds like some city folk moved to the country to get away from it all and found there was a different “it all” already there. When they complained about it, the farmer searched for some cheap, smelly food to send the whiners crying to the “city” authorities.

Similar things have been happening in the US too with similar results. When you move to the country, you should expect things to be (and smell) different. You should not expect the country folk to cater to your wishes at the expense of their livelihood.


15 posted on 12/27/2011 2:44:00 PM PST by Only1choice____Freedom (FDR had the New Deal. President 0bama has the Raw Deal.)
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Oniony pig farts legal, court rules

If they outlaw oniony pig farts, only outlaw pigs will have oniony farts.

19 posted on 12/27/2011 2:45:15 PM PST by GreenHornet
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1,500 pigs

The only smell I think that is worse than a pig farm would be the containment pond at a chicken farm...of course they also use that heavily fertilized liquid to irrigate their corn fields.
23 posted on 12/27/2011 2:59:08 PM PST by crazyhorse691 (Obama is just the symptom of what is destroying the U.S.)
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Wouldn’t bother me. I have a bulldog.

And two teen boys.


25 posted on 12/27/2011 3:01:20 PM PST by gitmo (Hatred of those who think differently is the left's unifying principle.-Ralph Peters NY Post)
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Pig fart Ping


26 posted on 12/27/2011 3:03:08 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (Santa missed my house again....or maybe he's stuck in the chimney. I'll go look.......)
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I didn't wake up this morning expecting to see an article title like this.
29 posted on 12/27/2011 3:08:56 PM PST by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123 and Bahbah.)
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“...Onions could still be banned as pig food, if the council proves they are responsible for the distinctive farts....”

They need to call Azz Venturi, Fart Detective.


31 posted on 12/27/2011 3:17:34 PM PST by USMCPOP (Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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Their regular gaseous emissions are better? How could they tell?


36 posted on 12/27/2011 3:26:00 PM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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Ich bin ein Blurred-eyeliner


37 posted on 12/27/2011 3:27:39 PM PST by mikrofon (Ich bin ein Tagliner)
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Squealing at both ends. Yeah, buddy!


38 posted on 12/27/2011 3:35:00 PM PST by RichInOC ("Stampeding hogs." "That's not much of a crime." "Through the Grand Mosque?" "Kinky. Sign here.")
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